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Feb 27, 2006 01:33

Three words, Alex: "Guys Gone Wild!"

Finally, the creator of the infamous soft porn video empire has turned the cameras on the depraved, college-aged meat-heads that bring him their parents' hard earned money. I was watching Comedy Central the other night when - lo and behold - an ad flouncing drunken, oiled up, well-muscled young men was playing right in front of me. The same cheesy narrator voiced over these hot guys running nude, taking showers and WRESTLING WITH ONE ANOTHER ON WHITE BEACHES. I loved it. I swear, I'm going to buy it.

Apparently someone must've told the porn mogul that produced the "Girls Gone Wild" video library that he was missing out on the straight girl and the gay dollar. He will soon be richer than the Sultan of Brunei. Bet.

More later. Infomercial is on again.

r the motherfuckers ready 4 the fatherfu

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