Feb 20, 2008 10:36
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
1. Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
2. I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you.
3. I hit the wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know!
4. We're assets, Nicholai. Expendable assets... and we've just been expended.
5. I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
6. Nice fucking model!
7. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
8. Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
9. Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
10. Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
11. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.
12. You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!
13. Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train."
14. Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!
15. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.