New Scientific Laws (from Oneself, for Oneself)
i) no rule applies all the time. the world is either run on grand immaterial illusions, or by shape-shifting reptilian forefathers of freemasons, and both of those are pretty silly ideas.
ii) don't do anything unless it would make a good story. i am tired of being fucking boring.
iii) shut up. seriously.
iv) if you have all the gear to record and you're not recording anything, you fail at life.
v) keep your promises.
vi) time can bend, you just need to figure out how to make it do so.
vii) nothing is absolute.
viii) your friends can find you if they want to.
ix) sometimes cats run away.
x) the grass that is greener is only that way because of chemical fertiliazers that make it taste fucking gross anyways. buy your own fucking fertilizer if you want it so badly.
xi) everything is alive.
xii) everyone you know is a complex and talented structure of awesomeness.
xiii) you cannot be everything to everyone. you cannot have everything. you cannot have everyone. in the grand scheme of things, Any = Every.
xiv) if you forget everything that was ever important to you, and continue to live your life by what is important to The State (here meaning any outside conception of right and wrong and
respectable), you will die unfulfilled.
xv) hating everything doesn't make you cool.
xvi) an auditorium in the hull of a pirate ship is the only way you will be able to keep playing shows after the ice caps melt.
xvii) everything, even death, is a joke.
ii) don't do anything unless it would make a good story. i am tired of being fucking boring.
iii) shut up. seriously.
iv) if you have all the gear to record and you're not recording anything, you fail at life.
v) keep your promises.
vi) time can bend, you just need to figure out how to make it do so.
vii) nothing is absolute.
viii) your friends can find you if they want to.
ix) sometimes cats run away.
x) the grass that is greener is only that way because of chemical fertiliazers that make it taste fucking gross anyways. buy your own fucking fertilizer if you want it so badly.
xi) everything is alive.
xii) everyone you know is a complex and talented structure of awesomeness.
xiii) you cannot be everything to everyone. you cannot have everything. you cannot have everyone. in the grand scheme of things, Any = Every.
xiv) if you forget everything that was ever important to you, and continue to live your life by what is important to The State (here meaning any outside conception of right and wrong and
respectable), you will die unfulfilled.
xv) hating everything doesn't make you cool.
xvi) an auditorium in the hull of a pirate ship is the only way you will be able to keep playing shows after the ice caps melt.
xvii) everything, even death, is a joke.