meme that everyone else is doing...
hmm...
top 5 guilty pleasures:
1. I am a great liar, and I take great pleasure in seeing people's reactions to my bluffing. It's sick and very wrong. Especially funny when I lie-within-a-lie, and pretend that I'm really crap at lying...and then everyone's confused. In short, I like to lie about being a crap liar. And I do it really, shockingly well.
2. Alcohol- I have and always will have a soft spot for excess amounts of alcohol. Going to the pub and having a few drinks just doesnt cut it for me. I like to get drunk.
3. Sex, alone or duo, sex is great. Some people think it's overrated and I have to say there have been times when I've considered joining their ranks. But things change and currently (not actually at this moment :p) having a wonderful time due to copious amounts of sex and alcohol.
4. Emm....this one's a bit weird....I get a comforting type of guilty pleasure out of reading people's suicide notes. I understand that this is actually quite sick and strange, but next time you're feeling down, just use google.
5. One of the most fun things I've discovered is to tickle people when they are at the peak of a stretch. You know the one- deep breath, fists clenched, arms straight up,neck cracking, back straining, and suddenly someone really annoying is tickling you. Armpits are especially fun.It completely ruins their stretch and traumatises them mentally.
And that, guys, is my meme.
top 5 guilty pleasures:
1. I am a great liar, and I take great pleasure in seeing people's reactions to my bluffing. It's sick and very wrong. Especially funny when I lie-within-a-lie, and pretend that I'm really crap at lying...and then everyone's confused. In short, I like to lie about being a crap liar. And I do it really, shockingly well.
2. Alcohol- I have and always will have a soft spot for excess amounts of alcohol. Going to the pub and having a few drinks just doesnt cut it for me. I like to get drunk.
3. Sex, alone or duo, sex is great. Some people think it's overrated and I have to say there have been times when I've considered joining their ranks. But things change and currently (not actually at this moment :p) having a wonderful time due to copious amounts of sex and alcohol.
4. Emm....this one's a bit weird....I get a comforting type of guilty pleasure out of reading people's suicide notes. I understand that this is actually quite sick and strange, but next time you're feeling down, just use google.
5. One of the most fun things I've discovered is to tickle people when they are at the peak of a stretch. You know the one- deep breath, fists clenched, arms straight up,neck cracking, back straining, and suddenly someone really annoying is tickling you. Armpits are especially fun.It completely ruins their stretch and traumatises them mentally.
And that, guys, is my meme.