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Just had a terrifying thought as i was commenting on stubble's latest post.
The girl who sat beside me in higher chemistry came into my shop yesterday, buying a litre of smirnoff and the statuatory 10 lambert and butler. The thing was, she was pregnant. Like 6 months or something. Now the scary part, the father of the baby was my first boyfriend. Darren the ned. I was more than slightly freaked out by this.
Other highlight of yesterday: had an argument with a 3 year old.Standing behind the till like someone who had been doing that for the last 5 years, this kid, who hadn't even mastered the english language yet, reaches up and presents me with a lovely cluster of amethyst crystals. So I did the "nice lady" thing and asked her about them.
"Shell!" she said.
"No", replied I, "that's a rock"
"Shell!" she retorted.
I tried my best to reason with her, but she was having none of it. So she took her "shell" and went to find her mother who was eying up the alcohol. I could have made her cry if I wanted to prove my point.I could have told her about the formation of it. Then she would see! Mwuhuhhahaha! I guess I just dont communicate with children well.lol.
The girl who sat beside me in higher chemistry came into my shop yesterday, buying a litre of smirnoff and the statuatory 10 lambert and butler. The thing was, she was pregnant. Like 6 months or something. Now the scary part, the father of the baby was my first boyfriend. Darren the ned. I was more than slightly freaked out by this.
Other highlight of yesterday: had an argument with a 3 year old.Standing behind the till like someone who had been doing that for the last 5 years, this kid, who hadn't even mastered the english language yet, reaches up and presents me with a lovely cluster of amethyst crystals. So I did the "nice lady" thing and asked her about them.
"Shell!" she said.
"No", replied I, "that's a rock"
"Shell!" she retorted.
I tried my best to reason with her, but she was having none of it. So she took her "shell" and went to find her mother who was eying up the alcohol. I could have made her cry if I wanted to prove my point.I could have told her about the formation of it. Then she would see! Mwuhuhhahaha! I guess I just dont communicate with children well.lol.