OH GOD
SHIT DUDE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
I bet Yamamoto would try to keep his kids believing in Santa FOREVER
And sadface at Gokudera when he went "FUCK YOU, THEY'RE TWENTY"
Yamamoto would like
XDDDDDDD
be one of those dads who actually DRESSES UP AS SANTA
to put the presents under the tree
GRAMPA YAMAMOTO. DRESSING UP AS SANTA TO KEEP THE SPIRIT!
o-oh god i'll be just like my dad
* Yamamoto coversface
Yes oh man
SQUALO IT'LL BE JUST LIKE MY HEADCANON PARENTS
EXCEPT GOKUDERA IS MOM
AND I'M DAD
YES, YES IT WILL BE
... so Gokudera can dress up as Mrs. Clause.
..Claus*
Yamamoto would top him into it
...
AHAHAHAHA
I COULD TRY
Gokudera would be the grumpiest Clause ever
...
either that or Haru would >:
"It's for the kids D:" ".........damnit"
.... I do already have icons of Bianchi dressed up in a santa outfit
aunt Haru is awesome
until Yama promises sexings after taking the costume off
And then Gokudera will be "FUCK YOU" and...
well yes :|
* Miura^Haru is the best aunt ever omg
Christmas will be... momentarily postponed while Santa gives the missus some Christmas Cheer.
|DD
XDDDD
hahaha sob
"Haha, come on Gokudera, it's for the kids!" "FUCK YOU I WON'T WEAR IT" "Please? I'll give you a special present later~" ". . . god damn baseball freak." ... and the special present ends up being like, sushi.
HAHA
HAHAHAH
Th-the mental image of someone referring to Gokudera as "the little missus" is
XD
just
I can't stop laughing
someone write this XD
IT'LL NEVER WORK, HE'LL NEVER TAKE MY SEX BRIBES HE'LL HIT ME FOR BEING A PERVERT :( "Daddy why is your nose bleeding" "Uh Daddy walked into a door"
* Yamamoto will molest him later anyway :|
"Daddy walks into a lot of doors. D:"
"Hahaha, they're tricky!"
that door was Mommy's fist :<
sob
it's okay Yamamoto. I'll give you a tip
You just need to be more sneaky.
so "ran into a door" is code for "Dera hits me" and "fell down the stairs" is code for "I fought Squalo"
Have a plan of attack so he can't say no.
ha ha, a plan of attack?
And "fell down the door" means- wait
... of course.
You need to corner him into saying yes and enjoying it.
sob shamal giving yamamoto gokudera advice
* Yamamoto cries
... tell him it's auditioning for the Vongola party.
"fell down the door" means Squalo and Dera jumped him
....h-hot
dera would so never entertain that fantasy :(
* Squalo ATTEMPTS TO ATTACK AT. ...THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT OH GOD
HAHAHAHA
in the middle of sex?
omggggg
THE VONGOLA GUARDIANS ARE BUSY
And Dera would be like "GET OFF ME"
* Yamamoto WAVES OFF
"ONE MORE MINUTE HONEY WAIT I'm ALMOST FINISHED"
"Hahah, almost done, almost done!"
"HEEEEEEEEY GET THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND FIGHT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Gokudera just jizzed in my eyyyyyye
a;slkja;baksa
uytgbhnkuhynj kakeru
"FUCK YOU YAMA"
BASEBALL FREAK
sdjfkalfjkg;
omgg XDD
WOULD YOU LEAVE A FUCKING SOCK ON THE DOOOOOOOOR?!
* Squalo <-- came in through the window
XDDDDD
HAHHAA
--I was about to say that
b-brainwave
"I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE SLOPPY SECOOOOOOOOONDS!!"
alsdf;a
* Squalo CHOKES ahahaha
...
* Ikki TRYING NOT TO LAUGH oh god it hurts
see if gokudera's the one topping there squalo just gets blown up
* Miura^Haru imagines them hanging a sign on the window which is a picture of a shark with an X through it
a;lskdja HAHAHA
XD
dera's gonna come back from her nap and be like "WTF YAMAMOTO"
ahahahahahaha
"WHAT ARE THESE PINGS"
"HEEEEEEEY KATANA BRAT, NOT SO MUCH WITH THE FUCKING TEEEEEEEETH"
* Yamamoto will cut you 8(
* Squalo YOU'RE GIVING HEAD THE WRONG WAY
HERE, let me show you how to properly suck cock >8[
HEY
g-god
S-squalo like shoving Yamamoto off of Gokudera
And Gokudera's just like ?!?!?!?!?!?
......
IF I CAN PLEASE XANXUS, I CAN FUCKING WELL PLEASE THE SMOKING BOMB!!
XDDD
Do they take turns with Gokudera?
AS SQUALO DEEP-THROATS HIM OUT OF NOWHERE
OH NO WE DON'T
....
...
* Yamamoto suddenly gets over his killing issues
I think I'm just going to tape this.
HAHHAHAHAA
and... make a buck on internet gay porn
* Squalo SENDS YAMAMOTO 100 TAPES OF SEX
jsl;nfbud;avoj HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH OMG
TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T STRAY
"Yamamoto what the fuck are you watchi-"
taped by Lussuria
hahaha XD
HAHA
exactly
who provides commentary
...
sob
In like, a fake Crocodile Hunter accent
Y-yes oh my god
sdfjkhakjl
YES ahahhahahahahahahaha
omgggg
"An now he's going at it at a better angle... see the reaction from his prey.... the lok of pleasure on his face"
"AIN'T THESE TWO BEAUTIES? JUST LOOK AT 'OW THEY'RE GOIN' AT IT! Let's get a closer look!"
"Sharks can be veeeeeeerry territorial! Look at the GLARE on this one!"
*sudden wineglass flies at the camera*
"Watch it... watch it... OH there's the moment right there, ain't it a beaut?!"
"See how the clever shark uses just enough teeth to avoid breaking the sensitive skin!"
god... I am laughing too hard
* Miura^Haru weeps with laughter
;slivjvlkjb
And then Levi BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR and just starts YELLING AT SQUALO OMG HOW DARE YOU DO THE BOSS!!!!
I shouldn't be having gay dsicussions on this name.
...
And then Squalo YELLS BAAAAAACK
a-aeon XD
SOMEONE's POSTING THIS LOG RIGHT
And Lussuria keeps taping it and Squalo has. No idea that the argument is on it.
i don't even know where to start wtf
hhahaha >D
you start at the Santa.
So Yamamoto thinks Squalo means Lambo needs to interrupt and yell at them or something
I bet Yamamoto's dad is a CONDOM FAIRY
8(
XDD
a;blbuo;vibu
oh god
The dad who just SILENTLY ENTERS THE ROOM
LEAVES A STACK OF CONDOMS
AND EXITS
lube too
AHAHAHA
WHILE YOUR FRIENDS ARE OVER
yes lube too!
That just made me think of Yama leaving teeth under the pillow and getting condoms in return
* Yamamoto wakes up and is like .............d-daddd
probably because Gokudera knocked the teeth out
And everyone just. Stares.
then uses it
auugh
XDDD
yes XD
a;lskdja;
.... it's worse that I can't see that except as like. Dressed up as Glinda with wings. And. Glittery condoms
hahahahahahahahahahaha
XD
"Shigure Souen Fifth Perverted Form: Condom Rain"
w4ertyghbjn XDDDDDd
DON'T PERVERSE MY STYLE 8(
......
YOUR DAD PERVERTS IT
I bet Yamamoto would try to keep his kids believing in Santa FOREVER
And sadface at Gokudera when he went "FUCK YOU, THEY'RE TWENTY"
Yamamoto would like
XDDDDDDD
be one of those dads who actually DRESSES UP AS SANTA
to put the presents under the tree
GRAMPA YAMAMOTO. DRESSING UP AS SANTA TO KEEP THE SPIRIT!
o-oh god i'll be just like my dad
* Yamamoto coversface
Yes oh man
SQUALO IT'LL BE JUST LIKE MY HEADCANON PARENTS
EXCEPT GOKUDERA IS MOM
AND I'M DAD
YES, YES IT WILL BE
... so Gokudera can dress up as Mrs. Clause.
..Claus*
Yamamoto would top him into it
...
AHAHAHAHA
I COULD TRY
Gokudera would be the grumpiest Clause ever
...
either that or Haru would >:
"It's for the kids D:" ".........damnit"
.... I do already have icons of Bianchi dressed up in a santa outfit
aunt Haru is awesome
until Yama promises sexings after taking the costume off
And then Gokudera will be "FUCK YOU" and...
well yes :|
* Miura^Haru is the best aunt ever omg
Christmas will be... momentarily postponed while Santa gives the missus some Christmas Cheer.
|DD
XDDDD
hahaha sob
"Haha, come on Gokudera, it's for the kids!" "FUCK YOU I WON'T WEAR IT" "Please? I'll give you a special present later~" ". . . god damn baseball freak." ... and the special present ends up being like, sushi.
HAHA
HAHAHAH
Th-the mental image of someone referring to Gokudera as "the little missus" is
XD
just
I can't stop laughing
someone write this XD
IT'LL NEVER WORK, HE'LL NEVER TAKE MY SEX BRIBES HE'LL HIT ME FOR BEING A PERVERT :( "Daddy why is your nose bleeding" "Uh Daddy walked into a door"
* Yamamoto will molest him later anyway :|
"Daddy walks into a lot of doors. D:"
"Hahaha, they're tricky!"
that door was Mommy's fist :<
sob
it's okay Yamamoto. I'll give you a tip
You just need to be more sneaky.
so "ran into a door" is code for "Dera hits me" and "fell down the stairs" is code for "I fought Squalo"
Have a plan of attack so he can't say no.
ha ha, a plan of attack?
And "fell down the door" means- wait
... of course.
You need to corner him into saying yes and enjoying it.
sob shamal giving yamamoto gokudera advice
* Yamamoto cries
... tell him it's auditioning for the Vongola party.
"fell down the door" means Squalo and Dera jumped him
....h-hot
dera would so never entertain that fantasy :(
* Squalo ATTEMPTS TO ATTACK AT. ...THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT OH GOD
HAHAHAHA
in the middle of sex?
omggggg
THE VONGOLA GUARDIANS ARE BUSY
And Dera would be like "GET OFF ME"
* Yamamoto WAVES OFF
"ONE MORE MINUTE HONEY WAIT I'm ALMOST FINISHED"
"Hahah, almost done, almost done!"
"HEEEEEEEEY GET THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND FIGHT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Gokudera just jizzed in my eyyyyyye
a;slkja;baksa
uytgbhnkuhynj kakeru
"FUCK YOU YAMA"
BASEBALL FREAK
sdjfkalfjkg;
omgg XDD
WOULD YOU LEAVE A FUCKING SOCK ON THE DOOOOOOOOR?!
* Squalo <-- came in through the window
XDDDDD
HAHHAA
--I was about to say that
b-brainwave
"I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE SLOPPY SECOOOOOOOOONDS!!"
alsdf;a
* Squalo CHOKES ahahaha
...
* Ikki TRYING NOT TO LAUGH oh god it hurts
see if gokudera's the one topping there squalo just gets blown up
* Miura^Haru imagines them hanging a sign on the window which is a picture of a shark with an X through it
a;lskdja HAHAHA
XD
dera's gonna come back from her nap and be like "WTF YAMAMOTO"
ahahahahahaha
"WHAT ARE THESE PINGS"
"HEEEEEEEY KATANA BRAT, NOT SO MUCH WITH THE FUCKING TEEEEEEEETH"
* Yamamoto will cut you 8(
* Squalo YOU'RE GIVING HEAD THE WRONG WAY
HERE, let me show you how to properly suck cock >8[
HEY
g-god
S-squalo like shoving Yamamoto off of Gokudera
And Gokudera's just like ?!?!?!?!?!?
......
IF I CAN PLEASE XANXUS, I CAN FUCKING WELL PLEASE THE SMOKING BOMB!!
XDDD
Do they take turns with Gokudera?
AS SQUALO DEEP-THROATS HIM OUT OF NOWHERE
OH NO WE DON'T
....
...
* Yamamoto suddenly gets over his killing issues
I think I'm just going to tape this.
HAHHAHAHAA
and... make a buck on internet gay porn
* Squalo SENDS YAMAMOTO 100 TAPES OF SEX
jsl;nfbud;avoj HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH OMG
TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T STRAY
"Yamamoto what the fuck are you watchi-"
taped by Lussuria
hahaha XD
HAHA
exactly
who provides commentary
...
sob
In like, a fake Crocodile Hunter accent
Y-yes oh my god
sdfjkhakjl
YES ahahhahahahahahahaha
omgggg
"An now he's going at it at a better angle... see the reaction from his prey.... the lok of pleasure on his face"
"AIN'T THESE TWO BEAUTIES? JUST LOOK AT 'OW THEY'RE GOIN' AT IT! Let's get a closer look!"
"Sharks can be veeeeeeerry territorial! Look at the GLARE on this one!"
*sudden wineglass flies at the camera*
"Watch it... watch it... OH there's the moment right there, ain't it a beaut?!"
"See how the clever shark uses just enough teeth to avoid breaking the sensitive skin!"
god... I am laughing too hard
* Miura^Haru weeps with laughter
;slivjvlkjb
And then Levi BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR and just starts YELLING AT SQUALO OMG HOW DARE YOU DO THE BOSS!!!!
I shouldn't be having gay dsicussions on this name.
...
And then Squalo YELLS BAAAAAACK
a-aeon XD
SOMEONE's POSTING THIS LOG RIGHT
And Lussuria keeps taping it and Squalo has. No idea that the argument is on it.
i don't even know where to start wtf
hhahaha >D
you start at the Santa.
So Yamamoto thinks Squalo means Lambo needs to interrupt and yell at them or something
I bet Yamamoto's dad is a CONDOM FAIRY
8(
XDD
a;blbuo;vibu
oh god
The dad who just SILENTLY ENTERS THE ROOM
LEAVES A STACK OF CONDOMS
AND EXITS
lube too
AHAHAHA
WHILE YOUR FRIENDS ARE OVER
yes lube too!
That just made me think of Yama leaving teeth under the pillow and getting condoms in return
* Yamamoto wakes up and is like .............d-daddd
probably because Gokudera knocked the teeth out
And everyone just. Stares.
then uses it
auugh
XDDD
yes XD
a;lskdja;
.... it's worse that I can't see that except as like. Dressed up as Glinda with wings. And. Glittery condoms
hahahahahahahahahahaha
XD
"Shigure Souen Fifth Perverted Form: Condom Rain"
w4ertyghbjn XDDDDDd
DON'T PERVERSE MY STYLE 8(
......
YOUR DAD PERVERTS IT