Interview translation! HOOOOO!
So the lovely and illustrious ranith translated for me the HaruHaru Interview with Hibari that appears at the end of volume, uh. I think it's 14? Right because Volume 15 has the Lussuria Interview okay. VOLUME 14, I THREW MY LIFE INTO HER HANDS ♥ THANK YOU SOMUCH ZEXYHO.
So here it is and. o-omg
HARU'S HARUHARU INTERVIEW
Haru Haru Interview has already reached number eleven!! It's fantastic! It's shiny! And because I think I've made many friends, Haru is super happy ♥ So! This time is the chairman of Tsuna's school's disciplinary committee. We're going to assault Hibari Kyouya-san! Haru probably met him when Moretti-san came to Tsuna-san's house, but... anyway, here you go!!
Number 11: Hibari Kyouya-san
Haru: Today we have come to the Namimori Discipline Committee's office to interview Hibari Kyouya-san.
[creeek]
Haru: Good afternoon!
Hibari: Midori Junior High's school uniform... I see. The baby said you would come.
Haru: Aa! You do know me! We met before, didn't we?
Hibari: Saa? You seem like one of the ones with those herbivores, right?
(picture: Hibari-san working)
(picture: Reserved for discipline...?)
Haru: Hahi? P-plant eating animals? What are you talking about?
Hibari: You're noisy. I wouldn't normally speak with an ordinary girl like you, but the baby asked me to listen, so I guess I have no choice.
Haru: Hahi? What do you keep talking about? Our conversation doesn't seem to be meshing well, but... um, since this is an interview, could you tell us your weight and height?
Hibari: I don't know.
Haru: Whaaat! P--! Please answer seriously!
Hibari: Then the the same as whatever yours is is fine.
(picture: He turned his face away)
Haru: I-I'll get angry!
Hibari: Huun, you're interesting.
Haru: I am not!
Hibari: But the things I don't know are things I don't know.
Haru: W-well you know your blood type, don't you? Please tell us!
Hibari: I forgot.
Haru: Hahi! That can't be true!
Hibari: There's no need for me to know my blood type, you see.
Haru: I don't understand what you mean!! Have you forgotten your birthday, too!?!
Hibari: Children's Day
Haru: Hahi?
Hibari: I only remember it because it's a day the school is closed.
[creeek]
Tsuna: P-pardon me!
Reborn: Ciaossu
Tsuna: You're here! Haru! You came to such a dangerous place alone... I mean, um... huh? Haru? Are you laughing?
Haru: phehehe! I'm sorry! But for it to be Children's Day is somehow... unexpected! pupupu!!
Tsuna: Naa? Children's Day? What are you talking about?
(picture: Reborn-chan's photography ☆)
Hibari: Hey, baby, I listened to what this girl had to say like I promised. Now it's your turn to fulfill your promise.
Reborn: You wanted to fight me, and that's fine, but if you fight Tsuna before that, you'll have fun.
Tsuna: Wha--! Hey! What are you saying!? Stop kidding around!
(taptaptaptaptap)
Hibari: Stop right there.
Tsuna: hi--i!!
Haru: Hahi? I don't really understand, but... well, see you next time!
EDIT I forgot to add in this note from last night:
... there's a line here that would normally be translated as "Our conversation doesn't seem to match up". But the 'match up' can be literally translated as 'biting down'. I am sad that there is no way to convey this pun in English
So here it is and. o-omg
HARU'S HARUHARU INTERVIEW
Haru Haru Interview has already reached number eleven!! It's fantastic! It's shiny! And because I think I've made many friends, Haru is super happy ♥ So! This time is the chairman of Tsuna's school's disciplinary committee. We're going to assault Hibari Kyouya-san! Haru probably met him when Moretti-san came to Tsuna-san's house, but... anyway, here you go!!
Number 11: Hibari Kyouya-san
Haru: Today we have come to the Namimori Discipline Committee's office to interview Hibari Kyouya-san.
[creeek]
Haru: Good afternoon!
Hibari: Midori Junior High's school uniform... I see. The baby said you would come.
Haru: Aa! You do know me! We met before, didn't we?
Hibari: Saa? You seem like one of the ones with those herbivores, right?
(picture: Hibari-san working)
(picture: Reserved for discipline...?)
Haru: Hahi? P-plant eating animals? What are you talking about?
Hibari: You're noisy. I wouldn't normally speak with an ordinary girl like you, but the baby asked me to listen, so I guess I have no choice.
Haru: Hahi? What do you keep talking about? Our conversation doesn't seem to be meshing well, but... um, since this is an interview, could you tell us your weight and height?
Hibari: I don't know.
Haru: Whaaat! P--! Please answer seriously!
Hibari: Then the the same as whatever yours is is fine.
(picture: He turned his face away)
Haru: I-I'll get angry!
Hibari: Huun, you're interesting.
Haru: I am not!
Hibari: But the things I don't know are things I don't know.
Haru: W-well you know your blood type, don't you? Please tell us!
Hibari: I forgot.
Haru: Hahi! That can't be true!
Hibari: There's no need for me to know my blood type, you see.
Haru: I don't understand what you mean!! Have you forgotten your birthday, too!?!
Hibari: Children's Day
Haru: Hahi?
Hibari: I only remember it because it's a day the school is closed.
[creeek]
Tsuna: P-pardon me!
Reborn: Ciaossu
Tsuna: You're here! Haru! You came to such a dangerous place alone... I mean, um... huh? Haru? Are you laughing?
Haru: phehehe! I'm sorry! But for it to be Children's Day is somehow... unexpected! pupupu!!
Tsuna: Naa? Children's Day? What are you talking about?
(picture: Reborn-chan's photography ☆)
Hibari: Hey, baby, I listened to what this girl had to say like I promised. Now it's your turn to fulfill your promise.
Reborn: You wanted to fight me, and that's fine, but if you fight Tsuna before that, you'll have fun.
Tsuna: Wha--! Hey! What are you saying!? Stop kidding around!
(taptaptaptaptap)
Hibari: Stop right there.
Tsuna: hi--i!!
Haru: Hahi? I don't really understand, but... well, see you next time!
EDIT I forgot to add in this note from last night:
... there's a line here that would normally be translated as "Our conversation doesn't seem to match up". But the 'match up' can be literally translated as 'biting down'. I am sad that there is no way to convey this pun in English