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mafiaphobic

Jun 11, 2008 20:24

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dandy_indeed June 12 2008, 04:14:40 UTC

But I'm afraid that reality doesn't care what you want.

Why did what have to happen?

mafiaphobic June 12 2008, 04:19:25 UTC

I-It should! It can't just railroad everyone!

This! E-Everyone getting hurt.

dandy_indeed June 12 2008, 04:24:49 UTC

Oh. That.

Someone always gets hurt. Reality railroads everyone.

Just take myself. I have to hurt people to survive.

mafiaphobic June 12 2008, 04:33:02 UTC

That doesn't make it right, or healthy! It just makes reality mean!

...eh?! What do you mean, 'hurt' and survive?!

dandy_indeed June 12 2008, 04:41:39 UTC

Reality? Mean?

I'm afraid that it simply is.

I am a vampire. We survive off the blood of others.

mafiaphobic June 12 2008, 04:48:33 UTC

Ehhhhhhh?!

A v-v-vampire?! No garlic, wooden stake vampire?!

dandy_indeed June 12 2008, 04:55:56 UTC

A vampire.

Wooden stake, yes.

The garlic is generally a myth.

mafiaphobic June 12 2008, 04:58:55 UTC

...s-s-scary!!

Ah, my blood would taste bad! Honest!

dandy_indeed June 12 2008, 05:09:14 UTC

At your age? Likely a virgin.

So you're likely pretty tasty.

Don't worry. Your someone else's prey. I know when a claim's been staked.

mafiaphobic June 12 2008, 05:11:40 UTC

...v-virgin... tasty?! This is so creepy!

Ah, that's... wait, that's not good, in either case! I don't want to be anyone's dinner!

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