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[mafiaissrsbsns]

Yo! Sword Moron! Get over to the tree house, stat. Where the hell have you been all day? My wings are tired from lookin' around, and all I could find was your dumb shadow. Which may be as shallow as you, but that's about it. I'm bored, and the lost boys are even more lost than usual, and you're not paying enough fucking attention to me-- wait.

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[sho_stopper]

A FAIRY!!!!! You're so cute!!! I always wanted to meet a fairy!! Hello little guy! What's your name? Sunshine? Sweetness? Lollipop?! Awww! Look at your little wings!!

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Hey, hey, lay off the wings! Hmph, I don't have a dumb name, like all the other crappy fairies. 'm Tink, if you have to know.

...And what are you, a bird? Or maybe a wasp? Or a talking flower-? [Going to be staring at you from upside down now, all curious and wary.]

[sho_stopper]

Tink? ADORABLE!!!! I'm not a any of those things. I'm a teenage girl. My name's Kyoko. Look at you doing all those air tricks!! That's amazing! Do you have any fairy friends?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

[Raises a brow, and was going to snap at her, for having the nerve to be a girl-- NOTHING pisses him off like girls-- but then another subject came up, and oops, he lost track. A smirk, and he looked cocky, instead.] I'm friends with Peter Pan, the best sword-fighter, wingless-flier, and crower in all of Neverland! Obviously, I'm his right-hand pixie.

[sho_stopper]

Peter Pan? NEVERLAND?!!! Wait, you're TINKER BELL?!! I know that story!! I thought Tink was a girl, though. Is that what this place really is? I always wanted to go to Neverland and meet fairies and mermaids and have adventures! Ha! I always knew fairies were real!

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Heh~ so you've heard of me. That's only natural...

[Wait. Did you just call him--]

I am NOT a fucking girl! Do I look like a girl to you?! Sheesh, only a dumb Kyoko-bird would make a mistake like that! Obviously this is Neverland! And what's so great about mermaids-? Nothing.

...Of course fairies are real.

[sho_stopper]

But, mermaids are so pretty. Sorry! I didn't mean anything. I was just misinformed. You don't look like a girl at all. More like a fairy prince.

Fairies shouldn't swear, you know. You are far too sweet and innocent for that type of language.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Che, mermaids are a pain in the ass. And if you've never seen a fairy, how do you know how we speak--? [Toys briefly with the idea of pulling your hair, and instead just makes a face, and jingles.]

[sho_stopper]

Because fairies are suppose to be pure and beautiful!!! Everyone knows that!!!

[Is struggling to remember what she can about the Peter Pan stories.] Now that I think of it, Wendy and Tink didn't get along with the mermaids, did they?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

[A scowl at the mention of Wendy, but then dives in close, to whisper into Kyoko's ear.] If you want to see a mermaid, you have to go to the deepest part of the water! Everyone knows that. But mermaids hate girls, even if they're half-chick themselves. Tch, vain, oversized blowfish...

[sho_stopper]

Aw... even if I could swim that far, it's too cold right now. But I'd rather see a fairy anyway. I always wanted to ask, if you are born when a baby laughs, do you know which baby it is?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

[Oh. Well there goes all thought of wanting you to die a water-logged death via drowning. Back on his good side, again.]

No, of course not. Any baby'll do. Though I remember Peter, when he was a baby. He laughed so much, I bet he made a tribe of fairies.

[sho_stopper]

[Mean little fairy!]

Aw, it's so cute that you remember him at that age! Hey, does that mean you fairies don't have amnesia? Lucky.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

[You betchya!]

Che, of course not! We remember everything. Absolutely everything. About everything.

[Taking a seat on Kyoko's shoulder now. It's fair game.]

[sho_stopper]

Nice to know someone does. It's weird to meet you without Peter around. I always thought the two of you were attached at the hip.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

[A sulking look.] We are, obviously!