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1ST INNING | VIDEO

Feb 17, 2011 18:15

[ At first, the broadcast opens up to a video. There's no one on screen, the camera is shaking a bit. Might even be the tip of a finger in view of the camera. A blurry, smudgy one anyway. Finally the camera's faced around and the kid on the other end brightens up a bit! ]Is this thing really broadcasting? I'm not really sure. Is there some ( Read more... )

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sdrawkcabsllort February 18 2011, 21:57:10 UTC

OF FOR FUCK'S SAKE SOMEONE NEEDS TO PROGRAM THESE FUCKING COMMUNICATORS SO THAT THE 'HI, WELCOME, YOU'RE FUCKED' POST COMES UP FIRST.
THEN WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THE FUCKING RIGMAROLE OF WHO ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU FROM WATCH THE FUCKING FAIRIES AND SHIT.

mafiagame February 19 2011, 08:24:03 UTC

Watch the fairies?

[ He's definitely laughing here. ]

[TEXT] i forgot to specify sdrawkcabsllort February 20 2011, 11:57:27 UTC

HARDY-FUCKING-HAR, YOU'LL STILL BE MOTHERFUCKING LAUGHING WHEN ONE OF THEM DRUBS YOU ACROSS THE MOTHERFUCKING FACE WITH A WHIP MADE OUT OF VERTEBRAE WHILE ITS HEAD ROLLS ACROSS THE SNOW AND BITES THROUGH THE LEG OF ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES, I'M SURE.

[video] I figured, with the text and all! mafiagame February 23 2011, 14:17:18 UTC

Eh? They can do that?

But I thought they had wings and granted wishes.

[ Fairies, fairy godmother... Same thing. ]

[TEXT] :Db sdrawkcabsllort February 23 2011, 15:45:46 UTC

AHAHAHA OH JEGUS
THEY GRANT WISHES ALL RIGHT.
I ALWAYS WISHED TO BE MASHED ACROSS THE FACE WITH SOME DOUCHEBAG'S SPINE.
AND I SURE WISHED TO GET SLIME DUMPED ON ME WHEN I WAS FIGHTING SOME INCREDIBLE TOOL.
AND I WISHED FOR PARADOX SPACE'S MOST ANNOYING FUCKNUGGET TO FOLLOW ALONG BEHIND ME INSISTING I'M A FUCKING SALIOR SHITHEAD OR SOMETHING.
OH OH AND I ALSO WISHED FOR A FUCKING HOOFBEAST HORSEFAE TO PRETEND TO BE MY CUSTODIAN AND NEARLY DROWN ME IN A FUCKING RIVER.
SWEET TROLL JEGUS YOU'RE RIGHT.
THESE DOUCHEBAGS DO GRANT WISHES.

[VIDEO] >8] WHOOPSKGJHA mafiagame February 25 2011, 05:30:26 UTC

...You wish for the strangest things.

[TEXT] I SAW NOTHING sdrawkcabsllort February 25 2011, 11:17:45 UTC

AND YOU'RE PROVING TO BE AN UNBELIEVABLE FUCKING IGNORAMUS SO FAR, SO I GUESS THAT MAKES US EVEN.
EXCEPT, OH WAIT, I'M STILL ON TOP, AHAHAHA.

[VIDEO] MOST EXCELLENT (AKJDGHASD HAHAHA KARKAT) mafiagame February 26 2011, 08:53:31 UTC

[ HE MIGHT BE LAUGHING, JUST SO YOU KNOW. ]

You know, you kind of remind me of one of my friends.

But alright, fairies are bad, they grant anti-wishes, and I might be screwed. Got it.

[TEXT] :Db sdrawkcabsllort February 27 2011, 10:09:55 UTC

I'M SURE THAT'S POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST INSULT I'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN.
WHY WOULD YOU LIKEN ME TO SOME STINKING FETID HUMAN, I MEAN REALLY.
IT'S JUST NOT NICE.

[VIDEO] :D mafiagame March 1 2011, 03:16:20 UTC

Well, if you met him--!

[ He pauses to think about it. ]

Actually, I don't think you'd get along. But he's my close friend, so. It's not all that bad, right?

[TEXT] sdrawkcabsllort March 1 2011, 14:17:57 UTC

YOU REALLY ARE OVERESTIMATING HOW MUCH OF A FUCK I GIVE ABOUT THIS.
PROTIP?
I'M NOT SURE I COULD GIVE ANY LESS OF ONE.

[VIDEO] mafiagame March 2 2011, 19:50:06 UTC

[ He's laughing. At the screen. In a really amused, jovial kind of way. SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED. ]

So what else is there to know about this place anyway?

[text] sdrawkcabsllort March 2 2011, 19:55:58 UTC

JUST READ THIS.

[text] mafiagame March 2 2011, 19:57:20 UTC

Convenient, thanks!

I don't think I got your name though.

[text] sdrawkcabsllort March 2 2011, 20:00:41 UTC

EH MIGHT AS WELL GET IT FUCKING OVER WITH.
I MEAN PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE KNOWS NOW.
KARKAT.

[video] mafiagame March 5 2011, 01:19:51 UTC

Well, I don't want to be too far behind then.

Karkat? Nice to meet you! I'm Yamamoto.

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