[ The video feed goes on. It's Yamamoto. Nothing different, right? Except he looks a bit smaller. Slimmer even. Less toned, more... Well. Either way, same baseball tee, same boy short hair, same everything. ...Sort of. ]
Uh, you know, I don't think I remember going to sleep looking like this.
[ He tugs at his shirt for a bit before looking
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M-miss! That's indecent! Please don't...t-t-touch yourself in that way!
[Even if Adachi's private investigator approves...]
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[ HERPDERP. Yamamoto's bad at being a girl. ]
Sorry, this is totally new for me.
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Eh? Oh, um. Well, don't be...afraid. Growing up is a part of life! This is all natural...
[Oh god, sex ed with the sex offender.]
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[ Oh god, Yamamoto doesn't remember the part where he grows a breast and looses his manbits. ]
I mean, I drink a lot of milk, but this is kind of ridiculous.
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I think I heard that products with soy in them make girls...[this is such a horrifying conversation]...develop faster. You don't drink soy milk, do you? Maybe it's time to start drinking water...
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Oh man, no way. Regular milk for me. I have to stay strong for baseball!
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[so unsure]
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No, baseball.
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Eh? But that's...for boys.
[He gives you a short look. YUP, this asshole detective is making some really stupid stereotypical assumptions and judgments...]
Oh...I get it. How nice for you...
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Girls can play baseball too! ...I think.
Well, they should be able to. I mean, it doesn't matter how big the balls are. It's pretty much the same sport.
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[Yeah sure, technically they can. But that isn't what Adachi means. Yamamoto might notice the detective's tone isn't very friendly now.]
If it was the same sport, there wouldn't be a distinction between baseball and softball.
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Well, yes, there are some major differences [ Number of innings, the size of the ball, the size of the field, pitch delivery, etc. He knows his sport ] but it's not like we're making the distinction between basketball and football here.
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It isn't about the sport. It's about the sex.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I think that should be obvious.
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Oh yeah? Explain it to me then.
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