2ND INNING | VIDEO

Mar 21, 2011 14:04

[ The video feed goes on. It's Yamamoto. Nothing different, right? Except he looks a bit smaller. Slimmer even. Less toned, more... Well. Either way, same baseball tee, same boy short hair, same everything. ...Sort of. ]

Uh, you know, I don't think I remember going to sleep looking like this.

[ He tugs at his shirt for a bit before looking ( Read more... )

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[audio] incriminating March 21 2011, 18:48:11 UTC
[Oh geez, what is he watching.]

M-miss! That's indecent! Please don't...t-t-touch yourself in that way!

[Even if Adachi's private investigator approves...]

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[video] mafiagame March 21 2011, 19:02:06 UTC
Oh, is it?

[ HERPDERP. Yamamoto's bad at being a girl. ]

Sorry, this is totally new for me.

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[video] incriminating March 21 2011, 19:26:25 UTC
[Adachi has not seen the other broadcasts, so he doesn't understand what's going on...]

Eh? Oh, um. Well, don't be...afraid. Growing up is a part of life! This is all natural...

[Oh god, sex ed with the sex offender.]

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[video] mafiagame March 21 2011, 19:50:43 UTC
...Uh. It is?

[ Oh god, Yamamoto doesn't remember the part where he grows a breast and looses his manbits. ]

I mean, I drink a lot of milk, but this is kind of ridiculous.

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[video] incriminating March 21 2011, 19:55:48 UTC
[Adachi makes a choked noise.]

I think I heard that products with soy in them make girls...[this is such a horrifying conversation]...develop faster. You don't drink soy milk, do you? Maybe it's time to start drinking water...

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[video] mafiagame March 22 2011, 02:37:45 UTC
[ .....THIS IS AWFUL. ]

Oh man, no way. Regular milk for me. I have to stay strong for baseball!

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[video] incriminating March 22 2011, 23:31:49 UTC
...uh, I think you mean softball, right?

[so unsure]

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[video] mafiagame March 25 2011, 15:24:08 UTC
[ He actually frowns a bit at that. ]

No, baseball.

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[video] incriminating March 26 2011, 02:34:32 UTC
[And he kinda just frowns even MORE at that.]

Eh? But that's...for boys.

[He gives you a short look. YUP, this asshole detective is making some really stupid stereotypical assumptions and judgments...]

Oh...I get it. How nice for you...

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[video] mafiagame April 1 2011, 22:52:14 UTC
[ And Yamamoto? Totally doesn't get it. ]

Girls can play baseball too! ...I think.

Well, they should be able to. I mean, it doesn't matter how big the balls are. It's pretty much the same sport.

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[video] incriminating April 2 2011, 16:58:20 UTC
No...uh, they really can't.

[Yeah sure, technically they can. But that isn't what Adachi means. Yamamoto might notice the detective's tone isn't very friendly now.]

If it was the same sport, there wouldn't be a distinction between baseball and softball.

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[video] mafiagame April 3 2011, 14:51:11 UTC
[ Oh he notices. Adachi might notice the lack of a smile too. ]

Well, yes, there are some major differences [ Number of innings, the size of the ball, the size of the field, pitch delivery, etc. He knows his sport ] but it's not like we're making the distinction between basketball and football here.

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[video] incriminating April 5 2011, 16:16:42 UTC
[in which the world's two biggest derps de-derp and become unfriendly to each other]

It isn't about the sport. It's about the sex.

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[video] mafiagame April 14 2011, 18:04:06 UTC
[ They might actually kill each other over this. ]

What's that supposed to mean?

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[video] incriminating April 15 2011, 16:29:55 UTC
[WOW, Adachi is getting so annoyed right now. Like, his face is actually starting to get a little red.]

I think that should be obvious.

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[video] mafiagame April 15 2011, 20:17:16 UTC
[ So is Yamamoto. That pretty face is scrunched up and a little irritated. ]

Oh yeah? Explain it to me then.

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