He bathes once a year, whether he needs it or not, I suppose.

[mafdet]

I don't usually pay much attention to celebrity romance and all that stuff, but I use Yahoo and this pops up on my front page about celebs getting married. All I have to say is, "Russell Brand, EW!" I've seen homeless men looking more groomed and less grotty. I really hope this isn't some kind of fashion trend ("Save the planet, don't bathe! Chicks will dig you anyway!") If so...yup, that does it. I'm a Cat Lady all the way.

You unwashed horde of kids, get off my clean lawn!