SO, I have this brother. (No, not that one...THIS one!)
And last night he asked me nicely to wake his ass up so he can go work out. I figured, he asked nicely and this is one of the things I can help him out on... I readily agreed, even tho Today was suppose to be my sleep in day!
8 am in this morning when my alarm goes off. (!!!!SKJDFAKSHA!!!) I let it run a little so maybe he'll hear it, wake up by himself and I won't have to get out of my warm bed. No such luck. I get up and start yelling at his door. He screeches out "At 9! At 9!!" I'm like, 'uh, okay'. 8 am is pretty early and it's raining and...wtf, my bed is waiting for me. I reset the alarm for 9.
I'm having a pretty disturbing dream so when 9 am rolls around, I get right on up and start banging on his door. He screams out "no!" Umm, bastard, you got me out of bed TWICE now. So I scream back at him to get up. He screeches no. We go on like this for a bit until I threaten to come in. He then tells me he's nakie. I stop in my tracks until my brain catches up with me. IT'S TOO FUCKING COLD TO BE NAKIE, ASSHAT. So I barge in and he's screeching hysterically. I poke him a bit and then jab him for a while and then I threaten to pull his blankets off which I was then 'reminded' LOUDLY he ws nakie. I stopped dead in my tracks and thought, 'FUCK THIS.' I turned around, walked out and switched the lights on, on the way out. He yelled some more but by then I was crawling back into bed and promising to remember to whack him when I wake up next.
See if I do that ever again!
...I lie. I'll probably wake him up again if he asks, but this time I'll be armed with a spray bottle!!!111
TAKE THAT!
(...and, dude, go work out in the garage if it's raining, damn it!)
8 am in this morning when my alarm goes off. (!!!!SKJDFAKSHA!!!) I let it run a little so maybe he'll hear it, wake up by himself and I won't have to get out of my warm bed. No such luck. I get up and start yelling at his door. He screeches out "At 9! At 9!!" I'm like, 'uh, okay'. 8 am is pretty early and it's raining and...wtf, my bed is waiting for me. I reset the alarm for 9.
I'm having a pretty disturbing dream so when 9 am rolls around, I get right on up and start banging on his door. He screams out "no!" Umm, bastard, you got me out of bed TWICE now. So I scream back at him to get up. He screeches no. We go on like this for a bit until I threaten to come in. He then tells me he's nakie. I stop in my tracks until my brain catches up with me. IT'S TOO FUCKING COLD TO BE NAKIE, ASSHAT. So I barge in and he's screeching hysterically. I poke him a bit and then jab him for a while and then I threaten to pull his blankets off which I was then 'reminded' LOUDLY he ws nakie. I stopped dead in my tracks and thought, 'FUCK THIS.' I turned around, walked out and switched the lights on, on the way out. He yelled some more but by then I was crawling back into bed and promising to remember to whack him when I wake up next.
See if I do that ever again!
...I lie. I'll probably wake him up again if he asks, but this time I'll be armed with a spray bottle!!!111
TAKE THAT!
(...and, dude, go work out in the garage if it's raining, damn it!)