Fight of the Week!

Mar 04, 2003 12:53

Because you guys are my friends, I'm not going to subject you to the utter sickness that was my dream last night. And remember KT--you -did- ask. Let's move on to a happier subject, shall we ( Read more... )

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Chris' answer maeve419 March 4 2003, 11:31:28 UTC
quick Q: Ninjas or Ninja?
An' yes, it does make a difference =)
Ninjas denotes members of Ninjamasta Bandito, commonly referred to as the Bandit Ninja. These lesser "ninjas" are commonly seen in Kung-Fu Action Flicks and Saturday Morning Cartoons with their evenly-matched cousins the Generic Thug and (more powerful) Elite Troopers & Undead Warriors. Space Pirates occupy the rung immediately above the latter.

The Ninja (Ninjamasta Forsoothus ), however, rank in the very highest eschelons of the Villain/Hero hierarchy. Contrary to popular belief, these true masters of stealth and hand-to-hand mass destruction are never seen when on a mission, excepting only as a flicker of darker night immediately preceeding the decimation of a sizeable enemy force. They can be seen at this time only thanks to the truly awe-inspiring amount of style with which they execute these maneuvers.

My final take on the fight:
Ninjas 0, Space Pirates---the lights suddenly go out. A flourescent flicker breifly illumines a flash of steel and an arcing ribbon of liquid crimson. When the lights return, ninjas and space pirates alike strew the arena. The last survivor holds a blood spattered white rose in his outstretched arm even as he breathes his last.

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Re: Chris' answer sir_real March 5 2003, 18:23:25 UTC
Wooo!! I've been posterit... posterity... posterital... posterentially recorded! =D

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