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Ok, so this is Merle's Acronym:
SLUT
S
is for
Sensitive
L
is for
Legendary
U
is for
Unique
T
is for
Tame
What Does Your Name Mean?
and this one applies to our friend Josh Lease:
WHORE
W
is for
Worldly
H
is for
Healthy
O
is for
Outrageous
R
is for
Refined
E
is for
Earthy
What Does Your Name Mean?
and here is Fliteldlrg, Mattha:
TRAMP
T
is for
Tolerant
R
is for
Refined
A
is for
Artistic
M
is for
Mushy
P
is for
Peachy
What Does Your Name Mean?
So, in the end, they all add up to pretty much the same thing: These fucking things are rediculous. So I got my ass-quilt in the mail yesterday. Lemme explain: Ever since I got that thing, I don't think there has been more than a month in which I didn't get some sort of play. Even the last night I was in Portland, the night I left it at Kate Baldwin's house and drove to Texas, was a good night for me. Since I left my quilt, I have gotten NOTHING. NADDA. NO ASS FOR 10 MONTHS. Sure, there have been prospects, but when they walked in to my room and didn't see the ass-quilt on the bed.... well... it was over before it even started. But now I have it. Now it's back. NOW, let me return to the big rock candy mountains. Play-city, here I come.
SLUT
S
is for
Sensitive
L
is for
Legendary
U
is for
Unique
T
is for
Tame
What Does Your Name Mean?
and this one applies to our friend Josh Lease:
WHORE
W
is for
Worldly
H
is for
Healthy
O
is for
Outrageous
R
is for
Refined
E
is for
Earthy
What Does Your Name Mean?
and here is Fliteldlrg, Mattha:
TRAMP
T
is for
Tolerant
R
is for
Refined
A
is for
Artistic
M
is for
Mushy
P
is for
Peachy
What Does Your Name Mean?
So, in the end, they all add up to pretty much the same thing: These fucking things are rediculous. So I got my ass-quilt in the mail yesterday. Lemme explain: Ever since I got that thing, I don't think there has been more than a month in which I didn't get some sort of play. Even the last night I was in Portland, the night I left it at Kate Baldwin's house and drove to Texas, was a good night for me. Since I left my quilt, I have gotten NOTHING. NADDA. NO ASS FOR 10 MONTHS. Sure, there have been prospects, but when they walked in to my room and didn't see the ass-quilt on the bed.... well... it was over before it even started. But now I have it. Now it's back. NOW, let me return to the big rock candy mountains. Play-city, here I come.