actually watched cartoons on saturday morning. good job me!
So I hung out with friends last night and we watched episodes 1- 6 of Korra. We mainly made comments about butts, and sechs, and buttsechs, and guys kissing, and poison (because honestly someone is going to be poisoned I KNOW IT), and Steve Blum, and girls, and girls being icky, and Korra actually being a guy so it's okay for him to kiss other guys because that's nice.
Oh, we talked about Larvitar the Last Sandbender. You'll have to talk to William about that. There's Sand → Glass, Bear, Hair, and Glare bending.
Anyway, because I said I'd make fan characters (because that's all I'm good at) I'll write about them here just because.
There's this guy and he doesn't bend but his mom and a lot of his family members do. His mom is/was a fire bender&dancer, and she would dance with this group and it was really cool! And even though this guy can't bend, his mom taught him how to dance and spin fire. So he has like, all of the moves, and could probably fight if he can ~feel the rhythm~ of battle, or something, but he can probably defend himself well with a bo staff.
umm, Something happens that separates him from his family so he has to live on his own (in republic city i guess??). and he's trying to make a living and blahblah. UNTIL ONE DAY he gets harassed by some benders!!! :OOO because this happens to everyone in this show, but instead of a fire bender they're earth benders (because i'm trying to be different.)
so the benders end up putting him in a rock-cage-thing and taking his bo staff -- WHICH IS AN AUTHENTIC FIRE DANCING STAFF BECAUSE IT WAS FORGED BY THE FIRES OF HELL, AND USING PARTS OF TREES FROM THE FOREST OF HADES WITH A CORE USING BITS OF BONE BARELY NIBBLED ON BY CERBERUS,
orsomething.
butokay, that happens and this guy is mondo devastated because SHIT that's a family heirloom and all he has to remember his mom by (because some dinky accessory wasn't going to cut it) and he really doesn't have a way of getting it back because you can't just have a normal tussle with benders. BUT IT'S OKAY 'cause after awhile some people free him and they're like "you got bullied by some benders? BECOME A CHI BLOCKER" (which is basically a magical girl because HAVE YOU SEEN AMON? AMON IS MEGUCA BECAUSE AMON IS S U F F E R I N G.)
um, But he becomes a chi blocker and montage later he meets up with the guys that stole his staff and he shows them who's boss.
but when he makes them tell him where his staff is THEY DON'T HAVE IT.
THEIR BOSS DOES.
And their boss is totally a fire bender. But it's cool 'cause this guy isn't a dick like the rest of them and he's the only reason as to why the bo staff is intact. ~BECAUSE~ he's a fan of fire dancers!!! He loved watching them as a kid and when his dumbthugs brought the bo staff with them, he had to contain himself like a child in a candy store because HE TOTALLY KNEW WHAT IT WAS AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT BREAKING IT. HE WILL B R E A K THEM IF THERE'S EVEN A CRACK IN IT. So he calmly told his guys that he would keep it.
So back to the first guy, who's totally going to confront this doucheboss and OHWHAT HE'S A FIRE BENDER?? Well shit, fire tribe represent. Can't hurt one of your own. And this boss dude doesn't want to start shit either, he just wants to talk.
Awesome.
So they talk about themselves and old times and fire dancing and the bossguy asks if this dude is really a dancer and, if he is, could he show him? So the guy is like OF COURSE and starts to dance. And then some flash back transition comes in and the boss is a little kid on one of his parents shoulders, watching the dancers, and the fire dancer is a little kid dancing on stage beside his mom and their group. And everything is sweet and heart warming and uguu~
And to cut to the chase, the dancerguy teaches the other dude how to dance because the dance is waaaay better with an actual bender and they could totally be a great duo!! And they live together and dance together and become boyfriends. And they live a good life, minus the times when they bend/block to defend themselves and sometimes they scare each other because OMG HOW COULD YOU TAKE THEIR BENDING AWAY?? versus IT'S NOT PERMA, BUT HOW COULD YOU ELECTROCUTE or BURN SOMEONE LIKE THAT???
SHIT'S SCARY, LOVE.
But they never attack each other because they love each other that much aaaawww ♥♥♥♥
(and then they meet with a metal bender and have really kinky sex sechs)
And that's the end of that.