Oct 26, 2008 23:11
I just saw the trailer/commercial-thing for the book Twilight. And honestly, WTF?
I've never read the series (Hell, I hardly ever read) but after hearing that it's about some chick falling in love with a vampire (Or vice-versa) I knew I never wanted to read it.
I mean, c'mon, a vampire? If I like a dude and he's a vampire, I'll want to be his friend.
Not end up as his zombie-sex-slave-lover.
Or FOOD D:<
Now let's say he's, oh I dunno, a werewolf?
Atleast I can lift the curse off of him so we can live happily <3
Although he might still eat raw meat for awhile...
(...I swear to gawd, I don't know where the neighbor's cat went.)
Oh, and I'd rather not live for eternity with my 'soul mate' and watch as like, my friends and family die over the years.
8/ Yeah, because I'm totally cool with that.
As long as we have each other, there is no hardship that can wound my soul. *BARF, RALF, DIE*
Ch'yeah, sure there isn't toots. Sure there isn't.
:D That's okay. I'll just be friends with the other whores female vampires!
D: Oh, and no one better get offended by this.
Srsly, don't be a tard about this.
Or a patoot.
I'll go apeshit like Nina from Code Geass on you.
- eKitty
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