"Daddy Day..."
Well it's Sunday so as you guessed it, it's my "Daddy Day!" Amy is still out of town hangin' out with some friends in Helen. The boys let me stay in bed until 8am this morning...yahoo! I got some laundry started before I got them out of their cribs. Amy should be home sometime today. I spoke to her last night and she seemed to be having a good time. I went over to Laurie's place last night with the boys. I actually had a pretty good time. We just sat out on her deck and drank a few beers and chatted. I was talking about liking spicy foods and she said that she had this hot sauce called, "Atomic Heat?" Usually I love hot stuff...the hotter the better, bring it on! Damn, I accidentally poured a bit too much in the palm of my hand. It was more than I wanted to try but what the hell right? I took a quick sniff to see if I could gauge the temp by smell alone. Didn't smell too bad so I stuck the tip of my tongue in it and HOLY SHIT!!!! I kid you not...I almost shit myself. There's spicy and then there's just fucking ridiculous. This was insane...I thought my lips were actually bleeding. Good Christian living prevented me from being a "typical" dude and just licking it all off. Thank God I didn't...really, I think I would've gone into shock or something. It took about twenty minutes for my lips to cool down. My mouth just kept pooling with spit. Finally it was over...she got me. I can actually say that it was the hottest thing I've ever tasted...never again. I left her place around 11pm or so and brought the boys back home. Getting the boys out of the car without Amy's help is kinda hard when their half asleep. You don't want to wake them up but you kinda have too. I put them down and relaxed a bit myself. Finished off the rest of my pizza and then went to bed.