"Ramblings, Observations, and thoughts in general..."
Figured I'd just post some random thoughts and possible bullshit every-so-often. Anyway, so my day started off "late" as I woke up to my clock screaming at me. Yeah, I rolled over and saw that it was 6:55 and realized that the noise I heard in my dream wasn't my beeper but my actual clock trying to wake my slack ass up! So I jump outta bed and try to do most of my usual morning routine...sigh, couldn't get to everything though...had to cut some very, very important things out until I got to work. On my way in I saw a very large man driving a very small car. I laughed and thought to myself, "What makes a dude that big buy such a small car?" We've all been broke before and had to get what we could afford but damn, you really had to be there I guess. It was like something from the circus...40 clowns hopping into a VW Bug or something. As I get closer and closer to the city of Atlanta my unusual sightings begin to grow. So I'm driving down North Ave were the coffee is luke-warn and the prostitues start early. I stop at the traffic light where I notice a cracked out prostitute fighting with a crack head. I know...what's the difference right? Well one does crack and the other sells her body for crack...that's the best i can come up with at least. So they are going at it, throwing punches...smacking and slapping one another. That was the longest red light of my life as they started making their way over to the passenger side of my car. Hindsight being what it is...I actually had it much better than the poor Korean lady sitting at the Marta stop clutching her purse hoping that they'd either get hit by oncoming traffic or scratch each other to death. Finally the light turned green and as I stepped on the clutch and put my car into gear, I could see the poor Korean woman die a little bit as I was the only chace she had at any type of escape. Wonder if she made it...oh well?
So I make my way futher down North Ave and get stopped at the traffic light at P'tree st. With the weather being as nice as it has been I had both of my windows down listening to my usual morning show on the radio. Sigh, of course as I'm sitting there with what seemed like hundreds of pedestrians crossing the most unusual radio commercial comes on. "Do you have a heavy mentrual flow? Do you find your "cycle" to be irregular? If so then you may be a candidate for a new drug!" Why...why...why I ask you? It wasn't so much that they were talking about "periods" as it was the fact that I had the radio turned up pretty loud and I feel like everyone for 8-10 city blocks could here it. Great...so now I have become "that guy!" Everyday I drive through that intersection people will be saying, "Hey...here comes the dude with the heavy flow!" Lmao...sigh, moving on.
Well lthat's it actually...just wanted to write down a few things that I've observed on the way in this morning. It's now noon so I only have 5 1/2hrs left to go. Who know's what I'll encounter on the way home...we'll see. Might not turn my radio up as loud this time though...lol.