We're getting nuttin for Christmas

[maenaine]

We're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Mommy is really mad.
We're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'cause we ain't been nuttin' but bad. Woof. Woof.

We stole some glitter from Mommy's bag.
The kitties* snitched on us.
We cracked the bottles on the floor.
The kitties snitched on us.
The yellow glitter was really good,
The green one really tastes like wood,
The silver got all over Mommy's hood.
The kitties snitched on us.

We're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Mommy is really mad.
We're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'cause we ain't been nuttin' but bad. Woof. Woof.

Then we got into the yarn.
The beardies** snitched on us.
We took into the backyard.
The beardies snitched on us.
Max looks really good in red,
Molly took it behind the shed,
Tonight outside is our bed.
The beardies snitched on us.

We're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Mommy is really mad.
We're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'cause we ain't been nuttin' but bad. Woof. Woof.

My dogs decided to decorate the house for Christmas this morning. I came home from church to find nine bottles of glitter covering the kitchen, study, and dinning room floors. They also got into the three new rolls on yarn I just bought.

* I have two cats.
**I have two bearded dragons

(Look out Noah.)