Drivers Education...
Dear Diary,
Yesterday was my NIGGA Henry's Birthday, fool turned 15! That's crazy, I mean I known him since like 3rd grade, that's Damn near half of his life. So I called him yesterday before my church started and wished him the marriest. Anyhow... today I had Drivers Ed. (Drivers Education. I know, WHAT A WORLD! Who does that? Sets their son's Spring Vacation up to suck ass? But it's all good, I guess. I mean it was in "my best interest". Mother said that this way I can have my permit ON my birthday, (which by the way is in exactly one week, for my fans reading). So that's coo. But I mean DAMN! there was NO honey's. There was no peeps. I mean I recognized like 2 faces, but I couldn't put names to them. I saw like two "DECENT" chicks. They was both white. I know what you're thinkin' "that must be his type, between that pale chick he like now, that white chick (lisa) use to like, and now these girls at drivers ed." NO! Them is just coincidences. But it was just like them rich skater malls... RACIST. I don't know why white ppl be hatin' on a SEXy. I mean I be mugged cause I'm pretty and $h!t. A lot of white ppl are coo, but a lot just be hatin' cause I'm brown and SEXy, you know how that goes... anyways... it was crazy too, cause for every one "Non-white looking person (Brown)" there was like 4/5 "White looking (could be mixed, but it didn't show)". I mean with a ratio of 4:1 and there is only 50 ppl in the class, that is only 10 Browns... But it's all good though cause the ppl who be muggin' be all scared cause i look like a 'G', I guess it's because they know that I run these screetz. I was at that class from 8:00AM-3:30PM. You're thinkin' "ehh, so what", no Fuck that, that is 7 and a half hours to be in one class room with all these haters and two DECENT lookin' chicks. But it's probably better that there ain't no homies or chicks in that class, cause I know I wouldn't be payin' attention, because I barely do know, and there ain't nobody to talk to, or H () L L @. Man and I didn't do the homework that I was required to do before that class begun, so I got MAD points deducted from my overall grade, but it's all gravy, I'll live. Hold up I lied! I knew this one girl (No Prize), she went to West last year, and was in my A.G.A.T.E class (place for smart ppl). Her name was Ashlea Henry. I only remembered her name because it was my NIGGA's first name (Henry). Then I come to find out that there is a DIFFERENCE between Driver School and Drivers Education. WTF?!? Driver School is where you get to actually DRIVE and Drivers Education is where they just "explain" to you about driving, like describing Right-Of-Ways and all that BORING $h!t. I personally wouldn't go after today, if my mom didn't cough up $200! That is RIDICULOUS. All these kids were from Gateway and eyedunno. So I ain't feel at home. Then when class ended, I was all waitin' for my mom to come pick me up, cause this was all the way at T.H. Pickens Tech, and then she just so happened to call and ask me what I was doing. I told her I was waitin' for her, and she was all I never said I was gonna pick you up, and then she started chewin' me out and all that. (She did say that she was going to pcik me up, and she later appologized because she realized that she did tell me that she was gonna pick me up). But I still had to some way get home. luckily I had $.75 because I chose to save my money rather thatn put it into the vending machine. While taking the 15L home (this is at like 4:15PM)
I saw Irma's McDonald's (Favorite Restaurant) and decided to say "what's up, can I NIGGA get in dem guts?". J/P. I stopped by and said what's up. She then hooked me up! I owe her. I mean I was so stuffed with M.C.D's that I couldn't even finish my McFlurry. Then I used my transfer to continue home, and arrived at 5:45PM. Looong day. FUNNY THING OF THE DAY: Today Derrick said that he went "to Becky's house" and I asked "which one: Gay Becky or Gay-Lookin' Becky?" N.O.N. Well I though it was funny. I later found out that it was Gay-lookin' The one with man Spikes for hair. N.O.N. I'm to lazy to write anything else so...
THREE MINUTES
P.S. :: VERY IMPORTANT - I am not racist, I am 1/4 white myself, so if you were offended, please recognize the "N.O.N." (No Offense Nigga)::
Yesterday was my NIGGA Henry's Birthday, fool turned 15! That's crazy, I mean I known him since like 3rd grade, that's Damn near half of his life. So I called him yesterday before my church started and wished him the marriest. Anyhow... today I had Drivers Ed. (Drivers Education. I know, WHAT A WORLD! Who does that? Sets their son's Spring Vacation up to suck ass? But it's all good, I guess. I mean it was in "my best interest". Mother said that this way I can have my permit ON my birthday, (which by the way is in exactly one week, for my fans reading). So that's coo. But I mean DAMN! there was NO honey's. There was no peeps. I mean I recognized like 2 faces, but I couldn't put names to them. I saw like two "DECENT" chicks. They was both white. I know what you're thinkin' "that must be his type, between that pale chick he like now, that white chick (lisa) use to like, and now these girls at drivers ed." NO! Them is just coincidences. But it was just like them rich skater malls... RACIST. I don't know why white ppl be hatin' on a SEXy. I mean I be mugged cause I'm pretty and $h!t. A lot of white ppl are coo, but a lot just be hatin' cause I'm brown and SEXy, you know how that goes... anyways... it was crazy too, cause for every one "Non-white looking person (Brown)" there was like 4/5 "White looking (could be mixed, but it didn't show)". I mean with a ratio of 4:1 and there is only 50 ppl in the class, that is only 10 Browns... But it's all good though cause the ppl who be muggin' be all scared cause i look like a 'G', I guess it's because they know that I run these screetz. I was at that class from 8:00AM-3:30PM. You're thinkin' "ehh, so what", no Fuck that, that is 7 and a half hours to be in one class room with all these haters and two DECENT lookin' chicks. But it's probably better that there ain't no homies or chicks in that class, cause I know I wouldn't be payin' attention, because I barely do know, and there ain't nobody to talk to, or H () L L @. Man and I didn't do the homework that I was required to do before that class begun, so I got MAD points deducted from my overall grade, but it's all gravy, I'll live. Hold up I lied! I knew this one girl (No Prize), she went to West last year, and was in my A.G.A.T.E class (place for smart ppl). Her name was Ashlea Henry. I only remembered her name because it was my NIGGA's first name (Henry). Then I come to find out that there is a DIFFERENCE between Driver School and Drivers Education. WTF?!? Driver School is where you get to actually DRIVE and Drivers Education is where they just "explain" to you about driving, like describing Right-Of-Ways and all that BORING $h!t. I personally wouldn't go after today, if my mom didn't cough up $200! That is RIDICULOUS. All these kids were from Gateway and eyedunno. So I ain't feel at home. Then when class ended, I was all waitin' for my mom to come pick me up, cause this was all the way at T.H. Pickens Tech, and then she just so happened to call and ask me what I was doing. I told her I was waitin' for her, and she was all I never said I was gonna pick you up, and then she started chewin' me out and all that. (She did say that she was going to pcik me up, and she later appologized because she realized that she did tell me that she was gonna pick me up). But I still had to some way get home. luckily I had $.75 because I chose to save my money rather thatn put it into the vending machine. While taking the 15L home (this is at like 4:15PM)
I saw Irma's McDonald's (Favorite Restaurant) and decided to say "what's up, can I NIGGA get in dem guts?". J/P. I stopped by and said what's up. She then hooked me up! I owe her. I mean I was so stuffed with M.C.D's that I couldn't even finish my McFlurry. Then I used my transfer to continue home, and arrived at 5:45PM. Looong day. FUNNY THING OF THE DAY: Today Derrick said that he went "to Becky's house" and I asked "which one: Gay Becky or Gay-Lookin' Becky?" N.O.N. Well I though it was funny. I later found out that it was Gay-lookin' The one with man Spikes for hair. N.O.N. I'm to lazy to write anything else so...
THREE MINUTES
P.S. :: VERY IMPORTANT - I am not racist, I am 1/4 white myself, so if you were offended, please recognize the "N.O.N." (No Offense Nigga)::