Emergency plan for the Potions classroom

May 01, 2006 23:39

Emergency plan for the Potions classroom
by Maeglin Yedi

Rating: G
Disclaimer: All things Harry Potter belong to JKR

A/N: Written for the April Non-Fiction Fest at omniocular (Yes, I know it's May 1st, Why do you ask? *g*), for prompt: 78. Notices of emergency procedures (e.g. in case of fire, burns, stings etc) to be found in either the Potions dungeon or ( Read more... )

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snakeling May 1 2006, 21:54:42 UTC
*dies*

Snape's near-illegible script.
*squints* You don't say!

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maeglinyedi May 1 2006, 21:57:08 UTC
Heh, yeah, it came out even smaller than I anticipated. I've added a transcript of his emergency plan. ;-)

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mananeh May 1 2006, 21:58:56 UTC
*snigger* "any student with an average lower than Accaptable, they may be left behind."
So snarky! So Snape! I love this. I was going to suggest you do one for each of the Professors we know about, but somehow I don't think it would be as funny with anyone other than Snape.

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maeglinyedi May 1 2006, 22:13:25 UTC
Hehehe. Yeah, I saw that prompt and just couldn't resist. And yep, it wouldn't be as amusing for other classes. Snape's just a funny guy like that. ;-)

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maeglinyedi May 1 2006, 22:13:42 UTC
Thanks, and wow, you have good eyes! :-)

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fleshdress May 1 2006, 22:04:28 UTC
Ha! Fantastic!
As impartial and unbiased as ever, and I particularly like the graffiti along the bottom. :)

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maeglinyedi May 1 2006, 22:14:30 UTC
Thanks! And of course it's unbiased. When has Snape ever shown any bias in his teaching? *g*

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gmth May 1 2006, 22:17:18 UTC
Heee! That's a thing of beauty. :-)

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