AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BABY!!!!!
OHMYERUOHMYERUOHMYERU I HAVE A BABY!!!!!!!
*hyperventilates*
*calms down*
Olwë came over yesterday and dropped over the boy who he injected some hormones in to advance his gestation in the petri dish and stuff and WOW. It is official. Artanis, baby and I are the most gorgeous family on Arda. Probably in Valinor too. All of Eä. WE ARE SO PRETTY.
And the kid is like..... a genius or something. He can talk better than I can. He doesn't cry-- if he like, wants some juice, he just says it and I go get it for him and like YAY! HE IS SUPER ELF BABY!
Artanis and I already picked out names for him too. His mother name is Fingon and his father-name is Fë Fë II. Making him Fingon Fë Fë II I. I hear the little kid already typing away on a typewriter, writing his memoirs of the petri dish days. WOW. Ollie told me that like, me and Artanis's families are so fucked up ("six Galadriels and the sons of Fëanor? Beren raping Finrod? I know he's adopted, but CELEBORN? Come on.") that it all got skipped a generation and came out like the elven kings of old-- Grandpa and Olwë. Meaning the kid'll be a gold suit wearing stoner extrodinaire.
...I LOVE MY BABY!! :D :D :D :D LOVE MY BABY AND WORSHIP HIM AS YOUR BABY ELVEN KING! Or. Um. Something. *cuddles Fingon FeFe II I*
*hyperventilates*
*calms down*
Olwë came over yesterday and dropped over the boy who he injected some hormones in to advance his gestation in the petri dish and stuff and WOW. It is official. Artanis, baby and I are the most gorgeous family on Arda. Probably in Valinor too. All of Eä. WE ARE SO PRETTY.
And the kid is like..... a genius or something. He can talk better than I can. He doesn't cry-- if he like, wants some juice, he just says it and I go get it for him and like YAY! HE IS SUPER ELF BABY!
Artanis and I already picked out names for him too. His mother name is Fingon and his father-name is Fë Fë II. Making him Fingon Fë Fë II I. I hear the little kid already typing away on a typewriter, writing his memoirs of the petri dish days. WOW. Ollie told me that like, me and Artanis's families are so fucked up ("six Galadriels and the sons of Fëanor? Beren raping Finrod? I know he's adopted, but CELEBORN? Come on.") that it all got skipped a generation and came out like the elven kings of old-- Grandpa and Olwë. Meaning the kid'll be a gold suit wearing stoner extrodinaire.
...I LOVE MY BABY!! :D :D :D :D LOVE MY BABY AND WORSHIP HIM AS YOUR BABY ELVEN KING! Or. Um. Something. *cuddles Fingon FeFe II I*