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Bergil Half elven is MEAN. To even SUGGEST that my father is anything but a selfless, giving, and not at all insane former man is ridiculous! Here follows my conversation with the monster himself, while I convince the little fucker to let Daddy on the show.
(Bergil) *SOB*
(fingon) pleeeeease let uncle feanor come mr. bergil? *bat bat pout*
(fingon) *flutter*
(Bergil) *hides behind Glory*
(fingon) rawr.
(fingon-mun) you see what happens when fingon doesn't get his way? he turns into irmo. without the winking.
(fingon) ;)
(maedhros) *threatens to write "i love bergil" on his face in blood*
(bergil-mun) Bergil doesn't think you have the guts
(maedhros) no guts, eh? i only have guts for very few things. digestion being one-- hopelessly and stalkerly devoted to other people is another.
(maedhros) *holds up wig made of artanis's hair*
(bergil-mun) No one stalks Bergil. He's good like that
(maedhros) there's a first time for everything. ;)
(maedhros) *winks excessively*
(Bergil) I DO NOT FEAR YOU
(maedhros) *begins unbuttoning shirt and dancing provacatively*
(maedhros) *to the beat of 'i am the oliphaunt'*
(Bergil) *thinks of Glory*
(bergil) *thinks very hard of Glory*
(maedhros) *thinks of glory too*
(Bergil) And we shall think of Glory together
(maedhros) *rubs against bergil*
(Bergil) Good god
(Bergil) *whimper*
(Bergil) I want my mommy o.o
(maedhros) let my daddy on the show before i make you my... SUGAR DADDY.
(maedhros) *begins looking for props*
(Bergil) Your WHAT?
(maedhros) ;)
(Bergil) Seriously. What does that mean?
(maedhros) like hell if i know. glorfie called elrond that a few dozen times. must be something frightening to semi-normal people
(Bergil) Right then
(maedhros) back to scaring you into letting my father on the show. *rub rub rub*
(Bergil) Now I want my daddy...
(maedhros) *jumps into his lap*
(Bergil) O>O
(Bergil) *tries to shove you off* That's my special area! No touchee!
(maedhros) *clings*
(Bergil) *cries*
(maedhros) let daddy on the showwwww before i start shifting!
(Bergil) NO
(Bergil) He is banned for LIFE
(maedhros) you asked for it.
(maedhros) *shift*
(maedhros) *lap dances*
(Bergil) You are a bad man
(maedhros) you are too! LET MY DADDY ON THE SHOW!!
(Bergil) YOUR DADDY BRINGS PAIN AND DESTRUCTION
(maedhros) AND THAT'S WHY EVERYONE LOVES HIM!
(Bergil) also, stop that. It makes me feel uncomfortable. *tries to escape*
(maedhros) that's the point fuckface now LET HIM ON!
(Bergil) ...*cries*
(maedhros) *glares* doooooooo IT.
(Bergil) *gnaws wrists to escape*
(maedhros) NOPE. LET HIM ON THE SHOW!
(Bergil) MAKE ME
(maedhros) okay *lap dances again*
(Bergil) damnit
(maedhros) come on!! let him on. he's a nice guy.
(Bergil) he's evil and his children make me cry
(maedhros) he's not evil! just greedy and mischevious.
(Bergil) I'm leaving now Mr. Scary elf
(maedhros) my father's going you know! okay bye bye!
(Bergil) *SOB*
(fingon) pleeeeease let uncle feanor come mr. bergil? *bat bat pout*
(fingon) *flutter*
(Bergil) *hides behind Glory*
(fingon) rawr.
(fingon-mun) you see what happens when fingon doesn't get his way? he turns into irmo. without the winking.
(fingon) ;)
(maedhros) *threatens to write "i love bergil" on his face in blood*
(bergil-mun) Bergil doesn't think you have the guts
(maedhros) no guts, eh? i only have guts for very few things. digestion being one-- hopelessly and stalkerly devoted to other people is another.
(maedhros) *holds up wig made of artanis's hair*
(bergil-mun) No one stalks Bergil. He's good like that
(maedhros) there's a first time for everything. ;)
(maedhros) *winks excessively*
(Bergil) I DO NOT FEAR YOU
(maedhros) *begins unbuttoning shirt and dancing provacatively*
(maedhros) *to the beat of 'i am the oliphaunt'*
(Bergil) *thinks of Glory*
(bergil) *thinks very hard of Glory*
(maedhros) *thinks of glory too*
(Bergil) And we shall think of Glory together
(maedhros) *rubs against bergil*
(Bergil) Good god
(Bergil) *whimper*
(Bergil) I want my mommy o.o
(maedhros) let my daddy on the show before i make you my... SUGAR DADDY.
(maedhros) *begins looking for props*
(Bergil) Your WHAT?
(maedhros) ;)
(Bergil) Seriously. What does that mean?
(maedhros) like hell if i know. glorfie called elrond that a few dozen times. must be something frightening to semi-normal people
(Bergil) Right then
(maedhros) back to scaring you into letting my father on the show. *rub rub rub*
(Bergil) Now I want my daddy...
(maedhros) *jumps into his lap*
(Bergil) O>O
(Bergil) *tries to shove you off* That's my special area! No touchee!
(maedhros) *clings*
(Bergil) *cries*
(maedhros) let daddy on the showwwww before i start shifting!
(Bergil) NO
(Bergil) He is banned for LIFE
(maedhros) you asked for it.
(maedhros) *shift*
(maedhros) *lap dances*
(Bergil) You are a bad man
(maedhros) you are too! LET MY DADDY ON THE SHOW!!
(Bergil) YOUR DADDY BRINGS PAIN AND DESTRUCTION
(maedhros) AND THAT'S WHY EVERYONE LOVES HIM!
(Bergil) also, stop that. It makes me feel uncomfortable. *tries to escape*
(maedhros) that's the point fuckface now LET HIM ON!
(Bergil) ...*cries*
(maedhros) *glares* doooooooo IT.
(Bergil) *gnaws wrists to escape*
(maedhros) NOPE. LET HIM ON THE SHOW!
(Bergil) MAKE ME
(maedhros) okay *lap dances again*
(Bergil) damnit
(maedhros) come on!! let him on. he's a nice guy.
(Bergil) he's evil and his children make me cry
(maedhros) he's not evil! just greedy and mischevious.
(Bergil) I'm leaving now Mr. Scary elf
(maedhros) my father's going you know! okay bye bye!