many people know this already...

[maedhrosthetall]

...but my cousins are the most humpable things on the face of Middle Earth. Purr

Comments

[caranthir]

Let's not and say we did.

Or something.

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[maedhrosthetall]

Or like, let's do it and say we didn't and blame it all on Fingolfin's kids except sweet sweet Fingon.

[caranthir]

........fine.

[maedhrosthetall]

Hooray.

[ambarto]

*writes AMROD RULES on Maedhros' forehead*

*runs away*

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[maedhrosthetall]

Alas! Everyone wants to write stuff on Maedhros's face but there is no more space on Maedhros's face so... yes. Go write on Caranthir.

[maglor]

*writes I <3 TWINCEST on Amrod*

[ambarto]

BASTARD!!!

*writes PROPERTY OF CURUFIN on Maglor*

[galadhriel]

I have this strange inclination to feel flattered.

But then revulsion and terror washes over me and I just run faster.

*zips away*

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[maedhrosthetall]

*gaps for air from the other thread* Damn! You.... *catches breath* take my breah away... need... oxygen... *faints*

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[galadhriel]

*calls over shoulder*

It's good for you! Running will take away some of that chub in your thighs!

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[maedhrosthetall]

:O

MY THIGHS ARE NOT CHUBBY!!

*lays down to weep, careful not to smudge his face paint*

[feanaro]

But, like, it's not my fault that a vala cursed me with this...

But, uh.

Good luck with the wooing gig, Maedhros. Make sure that this one doesn't cut off your hand as well.

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[maedhrosthetall]

Fingon did it out of love! I SWEAR IT! HE SAID HE LOVED ME! Or maybe that was the blinding searing pain of being mutilated by a dull blade as I hung from a rock which caused hallucinations on my part, but that's besides the point!

[feanaro]

*pats*

Such a sweet child you are.

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[maedhrosthetall]

Mummy says that too! So does the therapist......

[celebrianrules]

*waves little flaggy* Go Maedhros! Woo my mum! I no longer care how much further this is going to fuck up the family tree!

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[maedhrosthetall]

That a girl! Start talking to your mother for me-- remind her how I'm... um... well you know what, make up your own little lies and I'll let you be a flower girl when we elope. *sighs dreamily*

[celebrianrules]

Cool!

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[maedhrosthetall]

Definitely! Though your dresses just won't do, for the occasion you'll have to steal one of your husband's.... get him to do your make up too. You know what, just bring him along! It'll be fun!