May 13, 2002 01:14
Mandos Recall Release Form
Name of Review Applicant (ie: King Undead Elven Fucker): Maedhros the Tall, Princess
PRE-DEATH INFORMATION
Residence: Valinor... and then I wandered around Middle Earth before throwing myself into a fissure. Daddy's jewels hurt me. :(
Occupation/Position (ie: Lord of Doriath): Son of Fëanor, A Damn Fine Handsome Motherfucker - fairer than Celegorm.
Species/Race (ie: Elf, Noldor): Elf, Noldor
Spouse (if applicable): None!
Name:
Species/Race:
Is spouse living, dead or resurrected?:
If living or resurrected, current relationship status:
If living or resurrected, current residence:
Children (if applicable): None!
Name(s):
# disowned:
Are/have children...
Living, dead or resurrected?:
Former band camp attendee(s)?:
Produced any Gamgee spawn?:
Orientation:
[X] Good
[] Evil
[] Waste of Space
Historical accomplishment(s): I swore an Oath because I loved my father. Morgoth was mean and hung me from the wrist off of Thangorodrim. I only have one hand. I stole the remaining Silmarils with my brother Maglor but it hurt me - so much that I decided to throw myself into a fissure. I'm also extraordinarily attractive.
POST-RESURRECTION INFORMATION
Current Residence: Rivendell
Orientation:
[] Good
[] Evil
[X] Slut
Patron Vala/Valië (if applicable): Aulë
Reason for return: The shopping is better in Middle Earth.
Method of release/escape from Mandos: I winked at one of the guards and as she was kept in a catatonic state at the sight of my beauty, she let me pass.
In 100 words or less, justify your existence:
I'm good-looking. To the extreme.
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FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
[] YES
[] NO
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