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May 13, 2002 01:14

Mandos Recall Release Form

Name of Review Applicant (ie: King Undead Elven Fucker): Maedhros the Tall, Princess

PRE-DEATH INFORMATION
Residence: Valinor... and then I wandered around Middle Earth before throwing myself into a fissure. Daddy's jewels hurt me. :(
Occupation/Position (ie: Lord of Doriath): Son of Fëanor, A Damn Fine Handsome Motherfucker - fairer than Celegorm.
Species/Race (ie: Elf, Noldor): Elf, Noldor

Spouse (if applicable): None!
  • Name:
  • Species/Race:
  • Is spouse living, dead or resurrected?:
  • If living or resurrected, current relationship status:
  • If living or resurrected, current residence:

    Children (if applicable): None!
  • Name(s):
  • # disowned:
    Are/have children...
  • Living, dead or resurrected?:
  • Former band camp attendee(s)?:
  • Produced any Gamgee spawn?:

    Orientation:
    [X] Good
    [] Evil
    [] Waste of Space

    Historical accomplishment(s): I swore an Oath because I loved my father. Morgoth was mean and hung me from the wrist off of Thangorodrim. I only have one hand. I stole the remaining Silmarils with my brother Maglor but it hurt me - so much that I decided to throw myself into a fissure. I'm also extraordinarily attractive.

    POST-RESURRECTION INFORMATION
    Current Residence: Rivendell
    Orientation:
    [] Good
    [] Evil
    [X] Slut
    Patron Vala/Valië (if applicable): Aulë
    Reason for return: The shopping is better in Middle Earth.
    Method of release/escape from Mandos: I winked at one of the guards and as she was kept in a catatonic state at the sight of my beauty, she let me pass.
    In 100 words or less, justify your existence:

    I'm good-looking. To the extreme.

    ----DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE----
    FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:

    WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
    [] YES
    [] NO

    --end of form
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