You could always get a big ruby one. And then we'd find out it was a sacrificial ring. And then a cult of crazy people would chase us to try and get it back and it would be an adventure with lots of er.. songs.
We could even bring Elrohir along.
Well, nothing much exciting happens to you anyway.
Yeah. Evil bastards. Who knows what they'd do?? Torture you. Molest you. Put you in the back of a car in a lurid orange blanket and drive away with you until Elrohir saves you - after which they'd just kidnap you again and put you on a boat before a weird chick with a shark fin on her back would come up and get you and then we'd all dance with Carribean policeman on the beach.
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aren't we?
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But there's always room for improvement.
Right?
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We could even bring Elrohir along.
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HELP!
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Yeah. Evil bastards. Who knows what they'd do?? Torture you. Molest you. Put you in the back of a car in a lurid orange blanket and drive away with you until Elrohir saves you - after which they'd just kidnap you again and put you on a boat before a weird chick with a shark fin on her back would come up and get you and then we'd all dance with Carribean policeman on the beach.
God. Life these day is so difficult.
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And a trail of bloody footprints...
Maglor, are you sure this hasn't happened already?
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Hold me. I'm scared.
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