i'll be there for you
I should be reading my homework for my 7:00 class, but I'm ... don't want to.
Have some dialog instead.
Me: Hey.
Brad: Hey. Oh. So I was going to email everyone my Oscar picks this year.
Me: ... Was that some sort of snide remark against me? Because you know that Pam asked me to do that last year.
Brad: What? Me? No! I just have the inside edge on everything this year.
Me: Oh really?
Brad: Hurt Locker, Best Picture.
Me: Yup. Katherine Bigelow, Best Director. Jeff Bridges?
Brad: ... Yeah, I was leaning Bridges.
Me: And Sandy Bullock for Actress?
Brad: ... Okay. Apparently the inside edge isn't so edgy. Oh, so the poker game, it's the 7th at 12, right?
Me: Right, the ... No! You dumbass, it's the 12th at 7! What the hell?
Brad: You know I'm just doing it to --
Me: To piss me off? Yeah, I got that.
Brad: Go to class.
Me: Love you, Brad!
Brad: See ya, Kid.
Me: Hey, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to slap me in the face.
Brad: In the face?
Me: Yes.
Brad: Why? What did you do?
Me: I keep falling asleep during training. That's not a good thing.
Aunt Amy: Hey!
Me: Hi, Aunt Amy! How are you? [to Brad] Never mind, I don't need to be slapped anymore.
Aunt Amy: Oh, so the other night, after you left? I came down on Jean hard.
Me: That's what she said.
Brad: Aaaand I'm out.
Aunt Amy: What? Alaina hadn't left yet and he stands up and says, "I'm going to bed."
Me In Aunt Amy's defense, the actual act was quite innocent.
Have some dialog instead.
Me: Hey.
Brad: Hey. Oh. So I was going to email everyone my Oscar picks this year.
Me: ... Was that some sort of snide remark against me? Because you know that Pam asked me to do that last year.
Brad: What? Me? No! I just have the inside edge on everything this year.
Me: Oh really?
Brad: Hurt Locker, Best Picture.
Me: Yup. Katherine Bigelow, Best Director. Jeff Bridges?
Brad: ... Yeah, I was leaning Bridges.
Me: And Sandy Bullock for Actress?
Brad: ... Okay. Apparently the inside edge isn't so edgy. Oh, so the poker game, it's the 7th at 12, right?
Me: Right, the ... No! You dumbass, it's the 12th at 7! What the hell?
Brad: You know I'm just doing it to --
Me: To piss me off? Yeah, I got that.
Brad: Go to class.
Me: Love you, Brad!
Brad: See ya, Kid.
Me: Hey, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to slap me in the face.
Brad: In the face?
Me: Yes.
Brad: Why? What did you do?
Me: I keep falling asleep during training. That's not a good thing.
Aunt Amy: Hey!
Me: Hi, Aunt Amy! How are you? [to Brad] Never mind, I don't need to be slapped anymore.
Aunt Amy: Oh, so the other night, after you left? I came down on Jean hard.
Me: That's what she said.
Brad: Aaaand I'm out.
Aunt Amy: What? Alaina hadn't left yet and he stands up and says, "I'm going to bed."
Me In Aunt Amy's defense, the actual act was quite innocent.