She's so swishy in her satin and tat
The review of Twilight from Bart and Greg's DVD newsletter:"What a strange little case of pop culture schizophrenia. This movie simultaneously does everything it can to get young girls totally revved up with teenage lust before hitting home a strong Mormon-sponsored message of abstinence. Man, America sure can be weird. Oh, and this movie really sucks."
I don't know; I thought it was hilariously succinct.
In other news, I'M ON VACATION, BITCHES. I'm off to celebrate my birfday in style (and no, that's not a typo - I've been calling it my birfday all freaking day). And no, Aunt Amy, please restrain yourself. My mommy's going to bake me a cake; I do not - repeat, NOT - want a cake with The Mustache on it. Thank you, love you, but FUCK NO, Alaina.
I don't know; I thought it was hilariously succinct.
In other news, I'M ON VACATION, BITCHES. I'm off to celebrate my birfday in style (and no, that's not a typo - I've been calling it my birfday all freaking day). And no, Aunt Amy, please restrain yourself. My mommy's going to bake me a cake; I do not - repeat, NOT - want a cake with The Mustache on it. Thank you, love you, but FUCK NO, Alaina.