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So Mike comes in to visit me at work today, and here is our conversation...
Mike: You should have smelt the fart I ripped earlier today
Me: *Rolls eyes* Ewwww
Mike: You should be happy that I am comfortable doing that and telling you these things.
Me: Happy isn't quite the word. You probably don't do it around other girls because you could never get them if you did.
Mike: No, its just hard to make friends when you smell bad.
Me: You just farted didn't you?
Mike: Yeah, its what made me think of telling you this...
Oh man......................
Mike: You should have smelt the fart I ripped earlier today
Me: *Rolls eyes* Ewwww
Mike: You should be happy that I am comfortable doing that and telling you these things.
Me: Happy isn't quite the word. You probably don't do it around other girls because you could never get them if you did.
Mike: No, its just hard to make friends when you smell bad.
Me: You just farted didn't you?
Mike: Yeah, its what made me think of telling you this...
Oh man......................