Martha and the Muff Manglers sing Dick Strauss's greatest hit!
Eureka!!!! I have pinpointed the moment I lost trust in the world and began my descent into psychosis. it wasn't the first time i was dropped by my mother. it wasn't the first time i was abused by my babysitter. It was that moment I realized they didn't specify how big the scoops are. tiny scoops? huge scoops? two scoops of raisins ain't shit without a measurement of them scoops. deceptive bastards. it's been more of the same ever since. like the gst cuts. ya think, ya great, i pay less taxes. but being a poass mofo i get me a nice little quarterly gst rebate, but now that the gst is lower so is my gst rebate! not to mention less tax money collected and spent on community support sheat n shit. fock.
what do you get when you cross monkeys with monoliths and beer and theremins and karaoke and a stairway. . . to heaven? not only do you find the missing link, you get a really cool rock show that's happening thursday at the starlight starring me........be there early, by 10. eets gonna be craaaaaazzzzaaaaaaazzzaaaaaaaaay!!!
i need a monkey suit/outfit/costume. anybuddy got one?
you know what i really hate? cocksuckers. and i don't mean people who suck cock, i mean people who suck . . . cock. and by that i don't mean people who just like to suck a little dick, i mean people who are real cocksuckers, you know? people who are constantly sucking their own dicks and the dicks of their closest friends but then refuse to suck your dick when you just need a little cock sucking favour, like they just pretend all of a sudden like they don't suck dick at all, but they suck dick all the time in public and go right back at it as soon as you walk away? those are the kinds of cocksuckers i hate.
why isn't she getting a degree in fucking me?
. . . and it all goes to hell.
what do you get when you cross monkeys with monoliths and beer and theremins and karaoke and a stairway. . . to heaven? not only do you find the missing link, you get a really cool rock show that's happening thursday at the starlight starring me........be there early, by 10. eets gonna be craaaaaazzzzaaaaaaazzzaaaaaaaaay!!!
i need a monkey suit/outfit/costume. anybuddy got one?
you know what i really hate? cocksuckers. and i don't mean people who suck cock, i mean people who suck . . . cock. and by that i don't mean people who just like to suck a little dick, i mean people who are real cocksuckers, you know? people who are constantly sucking their own dicks and the dicks of their closest friends but then refuse to suck your dick when you just need a little cock sucking favour, like they just pretend all of a sudden like they don't suck dick at all, but they suck dick all the time in public and go right back at it as soon as you walk away? those are the kinds of cocksuckers i hate.
why isn't she getting a degree in fucking me?
. . . and it all goes to hell.