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I love it when toddlers take entire tubes of acrylic paint, in the color green, and squirt the ENTIRE THING on my yellow couch. Why didn't I take a picture?! This shit was incredible. Thank god I can remove the cushion covers, but still the arms of my yellow couch are now green.
Maybe I should just paint an outdoor mural on the fucking thing now? I could incorporate the orange cheetoh finger streaks as some exotic flower. Green for grass, and maybe, IF I'M LUCKY, he can poop on the couch too and we'll have brown for trees.
I'm buying leather next, and that is final. Cloth=the devil when it comes to children.
Maybe I should just paint an outdoor mural on the fucking thing now? I could incorporate the orange cheetoh finger streaks as some exotic flower. Green for grass, and maybe, IF I'M LUCKY, he can poop on the couch too and we'll have brown for trees.
I'm buying leather next, and that is final. Cloth=the devil when it comes to children.