Mar 21, 2006 14:13
Recently I have felt that my t-shirt draw has been lacking. Too many old t's and ones I just don't remember what I was thinking when I bought them. This lead me to heading off to the shops to buy me some new rags. Now all I am looking for was some plain t-shirts. You would think that would be fairly easy to accomplish. WRONG BITCH.
Since when did it become cool to have stupid abstract patterns and shitty slogans all over your clothes? Are all men these days shit? FUCK OATH. Although I did find some plain t's they all seemed to have a problem of being too tight or the sleeves being too short. It's not attractive to have my armpit hairs leaking out my sleeves like mud butt.
I am now on a mission to find a nice loose-fitting PLAIN t-shirt and when I do I will shit on it, rub it around and sell it to someone else as a fashionable shitty abstract pattern t-shirt. I HATE YOU ALL.