I will give you Super Nanny.
A few days ago I was channel surfing like a crazy mother fucker, when I happened across a show I have not been acquainted with in my Television travels. It is known as 'Super Nanny' and it has some butch pommy cum rag as this so called Super Nanny.
Now I really do not know what is so “super” about this Nanny. She is not wearing a cape and she does not lay the smack down on the little shits. She just wears a bull-dyke suit, struts around complaining about how shit a parenting job these people are doing. Then she goes on to tell these “parents” (I say “parents” because they are actually nancy tulip eating pansy apes) that they are great parents but they do not know how to discipline their children.
The biggest problem of all is when she “fixes” the problem, she uses no violence at all. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? A swift kick to the forehead will always sort out a shitty cum bubble.
Here is the scenario; the child thinks, “I’m going to be a shitty little fuck head and not go to sleep.” Now what happens is he/she gets out of bed to be a cock nose shit hole, prances around yelping about how much they suck arse and you walk up to them like you are all happy with their behaviour. Once you are about 5 steps away you pile drive them into the ground, pick them up, run to their bedroom door and drop punt the little fucker into bed.
Do you think your child is going to do it again? FUCK NO. He/she will wake up and begin to get out of bed in a half daze and then shit themselves because of that memory. You are probably thinking now, “but then I would have to clean up their faeces out of their pyjamas.” HELL NO, you make them do it.
With all that said this is your opportunity to be awesome and vote for me, and my massive nuts, to be the Australian version of Super Nanny. Except the show will be called “Awesome kick arse bloke that opens cans of whoop arse on shitty toddlers.”
Now I really do not know what is so “super” about this Nanny. She is not wearing a cape and she does not lay the smack down on the little shits. She just wears a bull-dyke suit, struts around complaining about how shit a parenting job these people are doing. Then she goes on to tell these “parents” (I say “parents” because they are actually nancy tulip eating pansy apes) that they are great parents but they do not know how to discipline their children.
The biggest problem of all is when she “fixes” the problem, she uses no violence at all. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? A swift kick to the forehead will always sort out a shitty cum bubble.
Here is the scenario; the child thinks, “I’m going to be a shitty little fuck head and not go to sleep.” Now what happens is he/she gets out of bed to be a cock nose shit hole, prances around yelping about how much they suck arse and you walk up to them like you are all happy with their behaviour. Once you are about 5 steps away you pile drive them into the ground, pick them up, run to their bedroom door and drop punt the little fucker into bed.
Do you think your child is going to do it again? FUCK NO. He/she will wake up and begin to get out of bed in a half daze and then shit themselves because of that memory. You are probably thinking now, “but then I would have to clean up their faeces out of their pyjamas.” HELL NO, you make them do it.
With all that said this is your opportunity to be awesome and vote for me, and my massive nuts, to be the Australian version of Super Nanny. Except the show will be called “Awesome kick arse bloke that opens cans of whoop arse on shitty toddlers.”