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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole xojust_the_one's purse (30 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, xoxd3vanxox (-5000 points). Last Monday I gave iixlovexyou a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September I gave __flirtati0us a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I set xxmybooxx's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4996 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
madtothedizzle