Klingon Programer's Funny. Found it in an old email.
#12 Specifications are for the weak and timid!
#11 This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need quad Pentium
processors if I am to do battle with this code!
#10 You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read
it in the original Klingon.
#9 Indentation?! I will show you how to indent when I
indent your skull!
#8 What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make
software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a
bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people
in its wake.
#7 Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they
have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
#6 Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does
not coddle the weak.
#5 I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to
a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.
#4 A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
#3 By filing this bug you have challenged the honor of my
family. Prepare to die!
#2 You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill
you where you stand!
#1 Our users will know fear and cower before our software!
Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
#11 This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need quad Pentium
processors if I am to do battle with this code!
#10 You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read
it in the original Klingon.
#9 Indentation?! I will show you how to indent when I
indent your skull!
#8 What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make
software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a
bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people
in its wake.
#7 Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they
have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
#6 Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does
not coddle the weak.
#5 I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to
a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.
#4 A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
#3 By filing this bug you have challenged the honor of my
family. Prepare to die!
#2 You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill
you where you stand!
#1 Our users will know fear and cower before our software!
Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!