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[Matt was on his way back to his room library books under his arm.]
Hey, Metal Ass.
[Hooooold up. The shadow waves to get Matt's attention and holy shit he drops the books!]
Come on over and talk to me. We're friends right? Right. Then tell me, why's your panties in a twist, Matty? Hmmm? Is it that whole metal skeleton thing? Cause that's pretty kickass if you ask me.
[Matt finally collects himself enough to...talk...back...to his...shadow]
Don't say that!
Oh riiiight it's a secret. Secrets are boring. Let's tell eeeeverybody!
[And if you're in the general vicinity, you'll hear Matt's shadow yelling at the top of its lungs: "MATT'S SKELETON IS METAL!" right up until he's slamming the door to his room.]
Hey, Metal Ass.
[Hooooold up. The shadow waves to get Matt's attention and holy shit he drops the books!]
Come on over and talk to me. We're friends right? Right. Then tell me, why's your panties in a twist, Matty? Hmmm? Is it that whole metal skeleton thing? Cause that's pretty kickass if you ask me.
[Matt finally collects himself enough to...talk...back...to his...shadow]
Don't say that!
Oh riiiight it's a secret. Secrets are boring. Let's tell eeeeverybody!
[And if you're in the general vicinity, you'll hear Matt's shadow yelling at the top of its lungs: "MATT'S SKELETON IS METAL!" right up until he's slamming the door to his room.]