Um guys? Remember I said a few days ago I found a way to get back on 2ch.net's bulletin boards to discuss Ultraman? I also popped into an Ultra Ninja Manual site, and...and...and...
If you look at post 227 of
this thread you'll notice this post...
何気なくこのスレを開いた数日後偶然見かけて立ち読みしてみたらば
Without any other intentions, a couple of days after I opened up this thread, by chance I came across UNPC and when I read it
ダイナに萌えまくって
I got so hooked on Dyna
犯されたいとまで思った俺
that I even thought I wanted to be violated by him
自分がそんな性癖だとは
My even _having_ such an interest...
モウダメポ
This is bad, man...
_| ̄|○<俺ヤベー
I'm in trouble~
Y'know, the Komoriuta MSing sort off broke down my last defences on yaoi (hence I am no longer a closet defender of 585,) but this...this brings me one step closer to explain what Dyna-shihan might have meant when he said Balkie was the junior he used to be most fond of. *puke*
Oh, and...Guess what the cherry (no pun intended) on the cake is. Post 233, that's what.
安心しろ
俺だってティガをおk(ry
Relax
Even I want to *** Tiga
*hysterics* Tiga's eight years old! I don't dare to think of more than very shounen shitei-ai* between Dyna and the boy, no matter how cute (in both senses) both of them are! Good lord, we have paedophiles on our hands...*shiver*
*shitei-ai : self-concocted term describing the close relationship between a master/teacher and disciple/student of any gender. Taken from the compound 'master and disciple'. Perfectly innocent parameters.
...Suddenly, writing Ultra Ninja Manual fanfic has taken a back role to washing my eyes out with soap...
(Edit - Used my 1337 Japaneze skeelz to correct some translations. Thank goodness Dyna is seme as that suits his chara more...って、それじゃなくてっ!!!)