The monthly manga rant.
Max appeared in Ninja Manual this month. God, he was such a tourist, wanting to go see Fuji-san and the Asakusa shrine. A fed-up Man took him to a local pot shop to meet the owner, Hashimoto Fujiko (...hence, Fuji-san...) and pointed out the piece of shit next to his foot that was shat in the morning. Asa ni shita kuso. Asa-kuso. Geddit? Ehehehehehehe...heh...
Oh, there was a plot with Ele-chan (real name Eleo) and Mefilas and a giant fly and a giant dumpling, but it was much funnier to watch Max be a complete gaijin. Calling Zoffy-okashira 'papa-san' and trying to fight Ele-chan and marvelling at the actual kimonos and getas and chinmage chonmage that he was seeing. Oh, and he can speak Korean AND in proper hiragana like a True Japanese, so don't mess with Max, he's much more cosmopolitan than he looks. XD
And as I expected, Musha Retsuden revealed that the Black Knight and Barzam are actually the younger brothers of Mark II, who died BEFORE the actual Jaaku Army War! ZOMGWTFHROTFLMAOcaketurkeybaster12fsd! Didn't really see that last part coming. Poor Saizou is being USED, and the Dongari Brothers have switched sides. Rock on, Hanburabi, Hinburabi, Hunburabi. o^_^o
Oh yes, one more thing. There's an 'ORRIBLE Hagaren reference in one of the one-shot mangas included this month, Genie Yamada by Dynamic Taro, who does Mechazawa-kun (and Sakigake! Chromatie High?). It's so blatant and so wtf-ed up, my words cannot stand in for actually seeing it yourself. So go buy the damn zasshi aredi and save me the trouble. ;)
Oh, there was a plot with Ele-chan (real name Eleo) and Mefilas and a giant fly and a giant dumpling, but it was much funnier to watch Max be a complete gaijin. Calling Zoffy-okashira 'papa-san' and trying to fight Ele-chan and marvelling at the actual kimonos and getas and chinmage chonmage that he was seeing. Oh, and he can speak Korean AND in proper hiragana like a True Japanese, so don't mess with Max, he's much more cosmopolitan than he looks. XD
And as I expected, Musha Retsuden revealed that the Black Knight and Barzam are actually the younger brothers of Mark II, who died BEFORE the actual Jaaku Army War! ZOMGWTFHROTFLMAOcaketurkeybaster12fsd! Didn't really see that last part coming. Poor Saizou is being USED, and the Dongari Brothers have switched sides. Rock on, Hanburabi, Hinburabi, Hunburabi. o^_^o
Oh yes, one more thing. There's an 'ORRIBLE Hagaren reference in one of the one-shot mangas included this month, Genie Yamada by Dynamic Taro, who does Mechazawa-kun (and Sakigake! Chromatie High?). It's so blatant and so wtf-ed up, my words cannot stand in for actually seeing it yourself. So go buy the damn zasshi aredi and save me the trouble. ;)