Cynical? Maybe. But usually right.
Sarah Palin has tried to refute the evidence that her son Trig is really her grandson by claiming that her daughter Bristol, who allegedly gave birth to Trig four and a half months ago, is five months pregnant. I expect a miscarriage. Or else Bristol really is pregnant (again), but she will suffer complications and neither mother nor child will be seen by the public between the birth announcement in late December and... *counts months on fingers* late January, early February. Mark it!