Iceland Attack / Fuck Me, LJ
Well, I posted this about the VOLCANO a while back, but I don't think anyone hit the totally phat (huh?) LJ cut on "AP" cuz that's where the REAL insanity begins....
Iceland Attack Threatens New End-of-World
( AP )4/21/10 - In a surprise move, the Government of Monaco announced today that it is preparing to fire a volcano in the direction of Iceland, unless Iceland ceases it's relentless assault on the European economy.
"This is intolerable," Said Prince Abu Zoozbar, Minister of State, "Iceland is not only agressively expanding it's sphere of influence, it is getting in all the news magazines. Like, I just read a story about Iceland dating some damn rapper in New Jersey." Monaco's move is the latest in a dangerous new arms race potentially destroying life as we know it, resulting in more commercials, American-like rudeness, and scalp-itching.
( When asked about its volcanic campaign, Iceland stated... )
China maintains that "Top Gear is to blame"... http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/46087320.html
Iceland Attack Threatens New End-of-World
( AP )4/21/10 - In a surprise move, the Government of Monaco announced today that it is preparing to fire a volcano in the direction of Iceland, unless Iceland ceases it's relentless assault on the European economy.
"This is intolerable," Said Prince Abu Zoozbar, Minister of State, "Iceland is not only agressively expanding it's sphere of influence, it is getting in all the news magazines. Like, I just read a story about Iceland dating some damn rapper in New Jersey." Monaco's move is the latest in a dangerous new arms race potentially destroying life as we know it, resulting in more commercials, American-like rudeness, and scalp-itching.
( When asked about its volcanic campaign, Iceland stated... )
China maintains that "Top Gear is to blame"... http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/46087320.html