Boot the Maids
We have interesting cleaning ladies. They have cute quirks like: leaving the outside lights on, or breaking shower doors..even shower faucets. But today they really baked the cake and ate it too. I came home and found our front door wide open, which I immediately begin to think the worste--someone stole my camera!--and I also found that all the living room lights are on. I mean how do you seriously pull out of a driveway without someone noticing the door's open?! Anyways, my camera is safe and sound. The two back doors to my backdeck were unlocked, but thankfully not open...we get a lot of curious furry but not-so-fuzzy animals trying move in. On the bright side, our house is clean and everything did turn out okay... but seriously, if I was raped and murdered this afternoon--five days before I could wear my prom dress that I spent my precious time and money on--that would have royally pissed me off.