Funny Stuff? You havn't heard nothing yet!
So, today at lunch some very funny things were brought up at the table. Like usual it was the girls plotting on another way to make Zach say stupid things.
Some highlights?
castration, eunuching, female castration, circumsition (I think Julia basselope55 brought up the conversation again today?)
We talked about the first three for most of the entire time. Then the girls go up to put their trays away and whatnot, and while they're at it, cleverly desiging a new scheme to make me seem real dumb... Julianne(musicjunkie19 ) sits down, little miss nice nice, i think not. My minds still on castration (mostly trying not to think of it, seriously, how many guys think about the logistics of castration??) and Julianne asks, "So, Zach... have you been circumsized?" I say no (still thinking castration, and they both start with 'C' and my mind sees words not pictures) and then a short pause, and I correct myself, "wait, Yes!"
In my defense:
- I dont think about logistics of castration and eunuching, how many real guys do?
- I was tired from studying for Lit, and staying up doing homework
- and, most importantly
- At least there's another Zach story that made, and will make everyone (yes, even me) laugh for a long long time.
And that's all folks