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So, I found this website that claimes to be an ebonics translator, it's rather funny :)
Here's my first and then my final paragraph for an essay I sent to Chicago:
Water droplets caress da trailside flowers, bird calls echo in da rising tree branches an' muh ma fuckin feet crunch da pebbles underfoot as muh ma fuckin breath rushes out into da tight morning air, creating uh small, ethereal cloud, quickly dissipating 'bfoe da next breath leaves muh ma fuckin body. There it iz, turning ‘round da bend, I’ve found it, muh ma fuckin he’lade. Luckily, muh ma fuckin “Place Having Everything Right” iz easy ta find; I simply lace up muh ma fuckin trainers, walk out da do', an' begin ta run. brace yourself foo'!
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Had I not become uh runner, it would gots taken me much longer ta learn da lessons o' finishing what ya start an' dat achieving goals requires dedication, among many others. Take away running an' I would be another person, wiff different niggas, maybe even changed values an' morals. Running iz muh ma fuckin he’lade, muh ma fuckin “Place Having Everything Right.” I be uh runner; it’s at da core o' who I be. Without it, nuttin' iz right, not even myself. Because o' it, however, I be stronger, healthier, mo' optimistic, an', most importantly, happier than I could ever imagine.
slap mah fro!
http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
Here's my first and then my final paragraph for an essay I sent to Chicago:
Water droplets caress da trailside flowers, bird calls echo in da rising tree branches an' muh ma fuckin feet crunch da pebbles underfoot as muh ma fuckin breath rushes out into da tight morning air, creating uh small, ethereal cloud, quickly dissipating 'bfoe da next breath leaves muh ma fuckin body. There it iz, turning ‘round da bend, I’ve found it, muh ma fuckin he’lade. Luckily, muh ma fuckin “Place Having Everything Right” iz easy ta find; I simply lace up muh ma fuckin trainers, walk out da do', an' begin ta run. brace yourself foo'!
...
Had I not become uh runner, it would gots taken me much longer ta learn da lessons o' finishing what ya start an' dat achieving goals requires dedication, among many others. Take away running an' I would be another person, wiff different niggas, maybe even changed values an' morals. Running iz muh ma fuckin he’lade, muh ma fuckin “Place Having Everything Right.” I be uh runner; it’s at da core o' who I be. Without it, nuttin' iz right, not even myself. Because o' it, however, I be stronger, healthier, mo' optimistic, an', most importantly, happier than I could ever imagine.
slap mah fro!
http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp