Why the fuck is THIS here?!
http://www.godawful.net/mb/index.php?showtopic=26372&st=0
I mean... sweet Jesus.
Since when did GAFF become a place to discuss your dreams?! I don't care if they do have fannish elements - the name of the site is Godawful Fanfiction, not Stupid Ramblings About Dreams That No-one Fucking Reads Anyway.
Attempts to stop the stupid through snark have proved futile:
"I had a dream last night that I was in college, and I had to take a test. It reminded me of HP fanfiction, because it had nothing to do with the HP canon whatsoever.
It was a really good dream though, because I had the most fantastic outfit on. (That bit's not really relevant, but I like to talk about myself as much as ever I can.) Then I was runnning away from something, I'm not sure what it was, because I seldom know such things in dreams. That reminded me of an LotR fic set during the Two Towers, because they run a lot in that book.
I think I must have escaped in the end, because I do remember that the next part of the dream happened at a Nine Inch Nails concert. That was probably like a Chronicles of Narnia fanfic, because stuff happened, and stuff also happens in some CoN 'fic.
Think I've babbled enough in this ridiculous thread to get myself access to the other forums yet?" - Araniell
as have attempts to point out the inappropriateness of the thread by being earnest:
"Eh...
I don't really get the point of this thread. The subtitle leads one to believe it's going to mock fics that start with an A/N that says something to the effect of "hi all well i had this dream about me an leggy and drakie at the mall os i decided to run w.it o^_^o da muse works in mysterious wayS! don't u musy?!" But instead it's basically people discussing the dreams they've had that incorporate fannish elements.
I mean, this is Why God Why, right? Shouldn't we be discussing badfic traits in here?" - Cyberwulf
I'm not holding out much hope for my new approach, TMI/swearing combo:
"Last night I dreamed that Qui-Gon Jinn and Rupert Giles were in this hotel room together, right? One of those hotels with a tropical sea theme. And there was just one really big - king-size, actually - waterbed, with a see-through mattress and little plastic fish inside. Anyway, Giles and Qui-Gon started making out, slowly undressing each other, kissing, touching...rubbing...generally rolling around in bed, all sweaty and horny and just aching for relea - oh wait, that's not a dream, that's what I think about when I'm trying to get off.
Seriously, what the fuck is this thread about?" - Cyberwulf
If anyone else wants to have a go at a beatdown, please do.
Christ on a bike, folks. If you want to talk about your dreams, get a fucking Livejournal. It's not like they're hard to come by. I'm the laziest person on God's green earth, and I've got one.
(Course, look at who started the fucking thing.)
-^)--)~