This 'n' that.
It looks like Pat Shortt's Breakfast Roll Song will be the next big novelty record over here:
Two eggs two sausage two rashers two bacon two puddin's one black one white
All slapped together in a great big tower and rowled up good an' tight
If you're havin' some tay de milk's over dere you'll find sugar in de bowl
Says she de ye want some sauce on dat says I I do in me... roll
He sings it during his act and someone sent an mp3 of it to the Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show on Today FM. Supposedly it's being recorded properly and released in a few weeks.
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Went ahead and wrote a bit of my "Giles gets turned into a wolf" fic. I'm still not sure if it's a good idea or a really, really lame one. Oh well.
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These cartoons crack me up.
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If I had any skill with Flash, I'd make a little animated GAFF movie. Something set to "Walk the Dinosaur".
-Open on GAFF, which we see stands for Gowls, Arseholes, and Fucking Fools.
-The sign for New Releases gets buried in Sues. Cut to older GAFFer directing the Site Guru (as HAL) to where some other GAFFers are swinging from trees and poking a troll with sticks. A cage slams up around the troll and a little sign with JWMF appears on it.
-Go to Gabbery, where Knorg (as a big green troll) lets a huge disgusting fart and is instantly fawned over by stupid bastards going, "Oh Knorg! You're so funny! Let me lick your ass!"
-Miss Kitten (as Paris Hilton) suns herself while an anonymouse screams "You shallow fucking fangirl!"
-Marvin looks around furtively before putting on a troll mask and spraypainting garbage all over the board.
-Lurking members pop out every now and then from behind the scenery.
-Hop to GA Subcultures, where two random GAFFers bash each other with bats labelled "Snacky's Law" and "Godwin's Law" while everyone else breaks out the popcorn.
-Big sign saying "Golden Oldies". Screams are heard as "Agony" in pink text and "Celebrian" in lavender text float by.
-Majin Gojira (as Godzilla) flattens the sign for Why God Why, roaring "Bullshit! Bullshit! Occam's Razor! Read this article!" Pan to the left to show danAlwyn (as superbrilliant physicist) typing away at a keyboard before throwing a grenade of pure logic over his shoulder in the rampaging fanboy's way.
-IanGainsborough (as a skinny boy in a bandanna mask, combat fatigues and loaded down with ammo) stands next to the Forumfic sign, yelling "Kapow-pow-pow! Take that fangirls! Take that Mary Sues! Take that trolls! OMFG FANDOM_WANK IS ATTACKING!!!" In the backround, we see a rickety building with a label saying "GAFF tower" hanging off it. The rickety building quickly collapses.
-Zoom in on a door labelled “Country Club”, except there’s a line through the words and “Zoo” is scribbled underneath. Country Club members sit around drinking. Loki (as a guy with red hair) wanders by with a lampshade on his head while anticipationnation (as an Indian version of Galadriel) sips a martini. Heywood (as his avatar) stands imposingly in front of a mountain backdrop, hair blowing in the wind. Phineas and Tripathy (as their LJ icons) pop up, roll their eyes and shake their heads. Heywood’s fan dies and the mountain scenery falls over, causing him to stomp off in a sulk.
-Cyberwulf (as a wolf) sniffs at a box with her name on it. Opening it causes it to blow up in her face, leading her to shout “God damn I hate you Knorg!”
-Big finish! RabbitRabbit (as a sly-looking bunny) stumbles through a curtain and finds buttons. At once she gets out a comedy-size hammer and starts bashing them. Cut to Shadsie (as her GAFF avatar), BlueMondays (as her GAFF avatar) and Hellfire (as the smilie she signs her posts with) getting angrier and angrier until they explode, covering the whole board with spooge. RabbitRabbit lights up. Close on a caption:
“GAFF. Where the *cool kids* of fandom all hang out.
You stupid bastards.”
-^)--)~
Two eggs two sausage two rashers two bacon two puddin's one black one white
All slapped together in a great big tower and rowled up good an' tight
If you're havin' some tay de milk's over dere you'll find sugar in de bowl
Says she de ye want some sauce on dat says I I do in me... roll
He sings it during his act and someone sent an mp3 of it to the Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show on Today FM. Supposedly it's being recorded properly and released in a few weeks.
---
Went ahead and wrote a bit of my "Giles gets turned into a wolf" fic. I'm still not sure if it's a good idea or a really, really lame one. Oh well.
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These cartoons crack me up.
---
If I had any skill with Flash, I'd make a little animated GAFF movie. Something set to "Walk the Dinosaur".
-Open on GAFF, which we see stands for Gowls, Arseholes, and Fucking Fools.
-The sign for New Releases gets buried in Sues. Cut to older GAFFer directing the Site Guru (as HAL) to where some other GAFFers are swinging from trees and poking a troll with sticks. A cage slams up around the troll and a little sign with JWMF appears on it.
-Go to Gabbery, where Knorg (as a big green troll) lets a huge disgusting fart and is instantly fawned over by stupid bastards going, "Oh Knorg! You're so funny! Let me lick your ass!"
-Miss Kitten (as Paris Hilton) suns herself while an anonymouse screams "You shallow fucking fangirl!"
-Marvin looks around furtively before putting on a troll mask and spraypainting garbage all over the board.
-Lurking members pop out every now and then from behind the scenery.
-Hop to GA Subcultures, where two random GAFFers bash each other with bats labelled "Snacky's Law" and "Godwin's Law" while everyone else breaks out the popcorn.
-Big sign saying "Golden Oldies". Screams are heard as "Agony" in pink text and "Celebrian" in lavender text float by.
-Majin Gojira (as Godzilla) flattens the sign for Why God Why, roaring "Bullshit! Bullshit! Occam's Razor! Read this article!" Pan to the left to show danAlwyn (as superbrilliant physicist) typing away at a keyboard before throwing a grenade of pure logic over his shoulder in the rampaging fanboy's way.
-IanGainsborough (as a skinny boy in a bandanna mask, combat fatigues and loaded down with ammo) stands next to the Forumfic sign, yelling "Kapow-pow-pow! Take that fangirls! Take that Mary Sues! Take that trolls! OMFG FANDOM_WANK IS ATTACKING!!!" In the backround, we see a rickety building with a label saying "GAFF tower" hanging off it. The rickety building quickly collapses.
-Zoom in on a door labelled “Country Club”, except there’s a line through the words and “Zoo” is scribbled underneath. Country Club members sit around drinking. Loki (as a guy with red hair) wanders by with a lampshade on his head while anticipationnation (as an Indian version of Galadriel) sips a martini. Heywood (as his avatar) stands imposingly in front of a mountain backdrop, hair blowing in the wind. Phineas and Tripathy (as their LJ icons) pop up, roll their eyes and shake their heads. Heywood’s fan dies and the mountain scenery falls over, causing him to stomp off in a sulk.
-Cyberwulf (as a wolf) sniffs at a box with her name on it. Opening it causes it to blow up in her face, leading her to shout “God damn I hate you Knorg!”
-Big finish! RabbitRabbit (as a sly-looking bunny) stumbles through a curtain and finds buttons. At once she gets out a comedy-size hammer and starts bashing them. Cut to Shadsie (as her GAFF avatar), BlueMondays (as her GAFF avatar) and Hellfire (as the smilie she signs her posts with) getting angrier and angrier until they explode, covering the whole board with spooge. RabbitRabbit lights up. Close on a caption:
“GAFF. Where the *cool kids* of fandom all hang out.
You stupid bastards.”
-^)--)~