tee hee
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I bought porn for lamamacita1981 (-10 points). Last Saturday I gave naeannette a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I pulled motownchic22's hair (-5 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, edinborohoney (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4992 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
madqueenmadb