Ahh. It's good to be back. It's been a long while since the last post, and a crap load of stuff has happened since then. I guess I could make a ten page post about packing and moving and driving and unloading and unpacking and partying and more driving and seeing great people and too many mushrooms and more great people and more partying and then MORE driving and more great people. You get the idea. But instead of all that, I'm going to post the results of my latest medical tests. Ha!
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
LautenschlagerosisCause:allergy to chewing gumSymptoms:occasional dementia, fingernail biting, mauve blotches, vague tooth lossCure:electroshock therapy
Vague tooth loss? That seems like one of those things where they're either lost or they're not.