Pre-birthday update
Jesus Christ people, we work in a place where people wear suits and ties. You need a damn KEY to get into the bathroom. There is no reason there should be a puddle of piss in front of the urinal.
Yeah, so I was at work Thursday and nature calls (if you get my drift) and so I go to answer it. In front of the urinal is a HUGE puddle of piss. I don’t mean a few drops on the floor from shaking your jimmy after you’re done, I mean “Oh, I was supposed to aim for the porcelain instead of the tile floor? My bad, better luck next time.” Seriously, it was ridiculous. I guess this proves Yankees can be just as uncivilized as southerners.
My birthday is tomorrow (today, officially, I guess since it's after midnight and all) and Elizabeth has given me my birthday present early. She got me an iPod mini. That’s insane.
Oh yeah, Nathaniel. Sarah (Elizabeth’s sister), Joe (Sarah’s boyfriend), Elizabeth, and I went to a liquor store in midtown tonight. Like not a booze store, a “This bottle of vodka costs more than God” store. It was insane.
I originally had a longer update planned, but I’m a little bit tired now so I’m gonna nap. You guys have a rocking time
Yeah, so I was at work Thursday and nature calls (if you get my drift) and so I go to answer it. In front of the urinal is a HUGE puddle of piss. I don’t mean a few drops on the floor from shaking your jimmy after you’re done, I mean “Oh, I was supposed to aim for the porcelain instead of the tile floor? My bad, better luck next time.” Seriously, it was ridiculous. I guess this proves Yankees can be just as uncivilized as southerners.
My birthday is tomorrow (today, officially, I guess since it's after midnight and all) and Elizabeth has given me my birthday present early. She got me an iPod mini. That’s insane.
Oh yeah, Nathaniel. Sarah (Elizabeth’s sister), Joe (Sarah’s boyfriend), Elizabeth, and I went to a liquor store in midtown tonight. Like not a booze store, a “This bottle of vodka costs more than God” store. It was insane.
I originally had a longer update planned, but I’m a little bit tired now so I’m gonna nap. You guys have a rocking time