Best bagpipe joke I've heard all day.

[madmoisellestar]

Octopus walks into a bar with an accordian under his arm, orders a vodka/tonic with an orange slice.
While he pours the drink, bartender looks at him and asks, "Hey, do you play?"
Octopus replies, "Play?! Sh! I'm gonna fuck her if I can ever get the pajamas off!"